NOC Tool is a person who works in a NOC and is the butt of everyone's jokes, at times they will even participate in making fun of the NOC Tool not realizing they are the fucking Tool
Hay did you hear NWS shit himself least night because he is too fucking stupid to tell the difference between shit and a fart?? What a fucking NOC Tool
by D0nkypunch March 6, 2018
Get the NOC Tool mug.The pure definition at a man’s man. He eats impact drivers and small fasteners for breakfast and washes it down with Makita fan girl tears. He’s a brute of a man, standing at 8’19” tall and weighing just shy of 800 pounds and still wears a shmedium size shirt. The only thing that can hurt this man is a punch to the gut by a Ridgid store rep telling him they are discontinuing the high torque hammer drill (which would crush any man’s soul). He’s know to frolic around the tool section at Home Depot and has also been seen climbing the face of the Hoover dam with nothing but a shop vac and a pair of made in the USA Milwaukee deep reach needle nose pliers. He currently resides in the mountain ranges of the central plains where he has made a following on social media and thrives on his OFs channel featuring him and of course a hammer drill.
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I saw a SoAlz once, then I walked away.
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by KansasTools November 1, 2023
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by Tapinix July 9, 2021
Get the accessibility tool mug.A man who is a man whore, disrespectful to woman, and gets Std's. Typically, he says and does anything to have sex with any chick and doesn't tell them about the STd he carries. Named after a certain individual who has taken his classless act to new heights.
by Notfromexperience August 23, 2012
Get the Towle tool mug.An individual with zero common sense or logic and tries too hard to fit in. He or she could be referred to a pathetic loser or no life individual. Person could also be called the word sanjive.
"Oh look at that person trying to live off others idea. He's a tool."
"See how fake and plagiarized that individual is, he is such a sanjive."
"See how fake and plagiarized that individual is, he is such a sanjive."
by Dave Ramos October 11, 2023
Get the He's a tool mug.A location where a large group of tools are in close proximity. The tools will usually get along fabulously because they can all relate to each other.
Boy 1: Dude, did you watch the season premiere of Daisy of Love?
Boy 2: Yeah, the house on that show is a tool pool.
Boy 2: Yeah, the house on that show is a tool pool.
by Halfcaff April 26, 2009
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