Condition One

From firearms jargon: chambered, full magazine, cocked, safety on.
As in: Ready to take a massive poo... But not quite a crisis.
Not as bad as Condition Zero.

Can we stop the car at the next gas station? I'm condition one over here.
We tried Greek but the silly bitch didn't tell me she was condition one.

by youdbesoluckytoknowme January 11, 2014

it starts with one

thing i dont know why it does not even matter how hard i try.

" broo did you hear the new meme that goes like: it starts with one "

by it starts with one August 8, 2022

epic one

Ok, so basically, an epic one is this really chill, kind, legit, confident, talented, epic, brilliant, funny, legendary person who is just the best possible human being ever. They are rare and wonderful, take care of them, you may only find one in your life time. I would know, I'm the "epicone" I know.

Dude: Pretty damn awesome person over there.
Other dude: You could say she's an epic one.

by _epicone_ March 26, 2017

school one

when a social media user types "school one" in the caption of the picture of there self wearing school clothes.

Janet: yo bro did you see Davids new school one?
Ciaran: Yeah man it was fantastic

by TheMelonnn December 7, 2016

one bedder

When two people of the same sex check in a room at a hotel an request one bed

Them 2 men look sweet must b a one bedder

by 11th ward boi June 18, 2009

one gorilla

One gorilla can be used interchangeably with on God.

Steve-"you promise you are going to come to my party tomorrow"
Fred-"I promise, one gorilla"

by S73v34l1f3 May 25, 2023

Burn One

The act of smoking or "toking" marijuana with somone else.

You doing anything today?

Nahh, burn one?

Sure man!

by bmoore93 June 4, 2009