Last night Derek brought home that girl but he couldn't close the deal, he settled for a Tim Fischer.
by mstock June 18, 2011
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One part Gin, two parts tonic, 1/2 a lime and a bushel ofint leaves.
One part Gin, two parts tonic, 1/2 a lime and a bushel ofint leaves.
by Tim Tim September 21, 2015
Get the Tim Collins mug.1.The King of AWESOME. So awesome, his friend's mothers want to give hime oral, or have already given him oral. Though their mouth is plenty full, they just cannot seem to get enough.
2. The Pillager of Holes.
3. The hater of fuglies.
2. The Pillager of Holes.
3. The hater of fuglies.
by Daddy of A. Noose December 18, 2011
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Named after the famed war veteran who was involved in significant battles in both the Boer and Vietnam wars.
Named after the famed war veteran who was involved in significant battles in both the Boer and Vietnam wars.
After we smashed up her gaff Sharon's bloke went all Tim Climpy on us. He knocked our heads clean off and left us in pieces on the floor. It was like he got bigger with every hit.
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by Kennnnnnnnny August 19, 2018
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