1. When the smoker has been sitting while smoking and has accidentaly tipped ash upon their jeans. It is most prominent among cannabis smokers, hence the phrase "Stoner's Lap".
2. When one has been rolling or preparing cannabis smoking joints/devices and has spilled cannabis and tobbaco on their lap and have not brushed it off. Can also apply to cooking.
2. When one has been rolling or preparing cannabis smoking joints/devices and has spilled cannabis and tobbaco on their lap and have not brushed it off. Can also apply to cooking.
Smoker 1: Hey man what's up?
Smoker 2: Not much dude, just smoking a J and it's giving me hardcore stoner's lap.
Smoker 1: Aw man brush that crap off.
Smoker 2: No man, black jeans, it'll make it worse.
Smoker 1: Damn dude. I'm too stoned.
Smoker 2: Not much dude, just smoking a J and it's giving me hardcore stoner's lap.
Smoker 1: Aw man brush that crap off.
Smoker 2: No man, black jeans, it'll make it worse.
Smoker 1: Damn dude. I'm too stoned.
by JollySmoker July 26, 2010
Get the Stoner's Lapmug. by Summer.rivera November 29, 2016
Get the Stoner the lonermug. A stoner minute is now officially 7 minutes. Within 7 minutes there are 420 seconds. Typically a stoner minute is used to have a nice session to yourself.
Joe: You coming over yet?
Jeremy: Give me a stoner minute, gotta finish up this shad
*7 minutes later*
Jeremy: ON MY WAY.!
Jeremy: Give me a stoner minute, gotta finish up this shad
*7 minutes later*
Jeremy: ON MY WAY.!
by EyeJuan December 1, 2010
Get the Stoner Minutemug. When someone does something that is completely embarassing and scum-like. An act that any sane person would never do, but this person decides to commit the act because it would, "make for a great story."
I'm Pullin' a stoner tonight. I can't believe I'm going to hook up with that girl, she is 300 pounds and smells like fish.
by scumfinder December 11, 2009
Get the Pullin' A stonermug. Someone who smokes dank cannabis multiple times a day. They typically take bong rips (br's) or dabs. And to be even more of a real stoner they tend to hangout and smoke with groups of people, small or big.
by Btap December 20, 2016
Get the real stonermug. Dude 1: hey what should we get to eat
Dude 2: I dunno, what's open at stoner hour?
Dude 1: like taco bell, and whataburger
Dude 2: I dunno, what's open at stoner hour?
Dude 1: like taco bell, and whataburger
by JJRULEZ159 December 9, 2018
Get the Stoner Hourmug. Someone who is tall(like really tall), has a small friend group, wears Nike and zooyork, and a skater. Also they smoke a lot of weed
by Blazeikin March 27, 2017
Get the Sad stonermug.