Selling Socks

The philosophical principle that all human acts and behaviors are driven by the instinct to make a profit from selling "a thing." Originally coined after popular Youtuber Olga Key changed her entire channel's format to promote her line of socks.
Example: Get Instagram famous to promote your line of clothing; Start a free podcast with the intention of eventually starting a Patreon with exclusive content.
Once I've made enough fans and supporters I can start selling socks and make a real living!
by SlothSamus December 02, 2019
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cum sock

by cybaer July 18, 2022
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cum sock

the things under your brothers bed
cum sock is a sock u cum in
by peniswenisflenis September 02, 2022
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Rock in a Sock

A crude flail like weapon crafted within seconds, usually used by someone in a very desperate and dire situation.
Often used when you have no other weapon. Usually people take a sock off, drop a rock in it and then they have a weapon.
Ay bruh, we was bout to jump that dude but he ripped off his sock and tied off a rock in the end of it. Rock in a sock be a crazy mad weapon bruh.

If you ain't got a weapon you gonna pick up a rock in a sock.

Rock in a sock is a prison style weapon like the slock.
by BigPeterLilNuts May 20, 2019
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scrotum sock

the act of stretching the scrotal skin over the penis to form a sock.
my dick is so warm. my scrotum sock is extra fuzzy.
by fartsafety January 04, 2009
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Socked-Foot

To cover ones penis with a used sock, then placing the sock on top of a friend or sleeping person to provide comic relief.
"Hey Cameron, I gave Braden the Socked-Foot last night."

"Dude that's sick."
by Socked-Foot June 22, 2014
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Shitty sock

When there is no toilet paper left and you have to sacrifice a sock
Mate get me some tp
We got none do a Shitty sock
by Skradragons March 16, 2017
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