by CackBoss February 18, 2011
Get the Snail Slime mug.The fetish in which you ejaculate on a snail, watching it shrivel up from the salty load before serving it to friends and family. The offender finds sadistic pleasure in knowing a million little soldiers just beat a snail into a salty paste
Hey mom, are you planning on bringing dad's salted snails to the family function this weekend!? They sure are delectable.
by Darksquid August 8, 2022
Get the Salted snail mug.When a woman sits on a man’s face during sex with full force instead of simply hovering over it, resulting in his death.
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