by Mitchell1 August 27, 2006

by Sarah Michelle Gellar May 1, 2005

by balls November 3, 2003

An individual who is largely obsessed with the fantasy series 'The Lord of the Rings'. This occurs to such an extent that they collect every piece of memorabilia they can find, know Tolkien's work inside and out, openly quote the books and films to everyone and anyone, fiercely defend the books and films; and band together in groups to debate the intricacies and happenings of "Middle-earth". Some call it healthy fun, others refer to it as downright fanboyism.
"Watch your mouth or ill kick your ass back to the Shire!"
"No need to whip your 'precious' out on my account, ring licker!"
"No need to whip your 'precious' out on my account, ring licker!"
by StevieJ December 9, 2008

Same as carpet muncher. Except with a more secretive juvenile or religious conservative target flavor.
Generally it implies targets are not sophisticated and the relationship secret, because it refers to the lint left behind by cotton panties on the target of the lint licker.
Occasionally it refers to someone not quite up to the actual deed but OCD excited by licking the panties while being worn by someone. Usually Fatal Attraction headcases.
Generally it implies targets are not sophisticated and the relationship secret, because it refers to the lint left behind by cotton panties on the target of the lint licker.
Occasionally it refers to someone not quite up to the actual deed but OCD excited by licking the panties while being worn by someone. Usually Fatal Attraction headcases.
In junior high gym class she became a lint licker in heaven. All those cotton panties and later exposure.
I am calling the police, you dirty old lint licker, child molester!
I am sorry madam but the school can not interfere or take notice of the private activities of an "innocent" pair of young lint lickers. Its just not PC. As long as they stay at the back of the class while indulging its their business and whomever cannot refrain from watching.
I am calling the police, you dirty old lint licker, child molester!
I am sorry madam but the school can not interfere or take notice of the private activities of an "innocent" pair of young lint lickers. Its just not PC. As long as they stay at the back of the class while indulging its their business and whomever cannot refrain from watching.
by Bridget Bardot February 9, 2010

by sama April 28, 2003

Sam: hey man check out that spaz kid
Tom: Yea dude hes a total window licker
Window licker: Euuurgggh *dribble*
Tom: Yea dude hes a total window licker
Window licker: Euuurgggh *dribble*
by Porchmonkeyforlife February 10, 2009
