Circuit-jammed

When a human being or other intelligent entity encounters anything, usually idiocy of some sort, of such qualities and proportions that they are unable to make the least passing sense of it, leaving them in a state of internal cognitive conflict such that they find themselves dead in the waters of the intellect.

The speakers words left her in a state of circuit-jammed paralysis.

by osan January 9, 2020

Jam Tomorrow

The promise of what is due today tomorrow; it is a falsehood.

Originates from Lewis Carrol's Alice in Wonderland.

Defy Media offered me stocks in the company when it went public instead of cash money for my Youtube channel; they went bankrupt shortly thereafter. I fell for the promise of Jam Tomorrow.

by Tardisgx November 9, 2018

jam & butterfly

a song that falls within the genre of cock music
jam being the gushy gushy while the butterfly refers to the bees from the birds and the bees. the irony here however is that jaehyung park is allergic to honey

Oh yeah baby give me some of that jam & butterfly

by turtle wurtle December 4, 2020

skate jam

An event where skateboarders meet up to skate an obstacle, usually for prizes

I heard someone got $150 for doing a 24 inch long ollie off a kicker at that skate jam the other day

by zrko July 13, 2022

Log Jam

A log jam is the act of freezing a large tube of cookie dough and cramming as many as possible into a man or woman’s anus, and then dressing up like a beaver to clear out the jam.

Dang, this hoe Laura had me clearing a log jam out her ass all night, no I got the Diabetes!

by Gay4Clents July 29, 2022

Jam Anus

On a doughnut or donut, the jam anus is the insertion point of Jam into a filled doughnut.

This is conducted using a baster or piping bag, thus a puncture mark is left on the doughnut when the implement is retracted.

The term was used by Sarah Millican in the Off Menu Podcast with Ed Gamble and James Acaster.
Episode 87: Sarah Millican (Christmas Special) whilst discussing Greggs doughnuts (29:11)

Christy: I love when I get a donut with a pronounced jam anus

Angela: You F**king Wot?

Christy: you can see where the Jam went in so you don’t get it on yourself

Angela: bitch you crazy

by Le Beignet January 17, 2021

Jam sponge

When a girl who is on her period sits on a guys face.

Bob: Hey John what did you get up to last night?

John: I pissed off my girlfriend while she was on her period so she gave me a jam sponge.

Bob: Wow, that's harsh

by Bobjones789 July 5, 2015