hairy coconuts

when one individual, most likely a woman, is giving a blow job and out of the corner of their eye this individual sees that the mans pubes are quite hairy and then screeches "ah hairy coconuts" and immediately stops what their doing.

i was performing a blow job last night when i realized the man had hairy coconuts.

by bummyland November 13, 2011

Hairy Waffles

One of those times when your balls accidently get caught in the vice like grip of a waffle iron and are never the same again.

Bro I was drinking while making waffles last night and accidently made myself a steaming plate of hairy waffles. Shit hurts man.

by Pedo the Filer December 24, 2016

hairy moonpie

When a female has hair covering her buttocks as she's bent over exposing a back shot of the hairy cooch

Mike really had a hankering for some of Angie's hairy moonpie

by BIG T 49 August 17, 2017

Hairy Toga

Her hairy toga hangs out of her low cut skirt, so when ever John Willis is singing on the karaoke, shout "I have seen your mum's toga!" at him!

John your mum has a Hairy Toga .

by Gaz Eccleston January 12, 2007

Hairy frog

Hairy frog ... The act of placing saran wrap over a butthole and sucking in.

Damn I wonder if she will hairy frog me later..

by LaLa42o May 15, 2021

Hairy Banger

Hairy Banger refers to a hairy penis

"look I've got a hairy banger"

by Doobaloob January 14, 2017

Hairy Cocksaddle

Relatives of noobs you may not know.

Who is that? Hairy Cocksaddle’s brother.

by William TJax January 15, 2022