French Montana

That Minecraft villager in songs

“Bruh there is a Minecraft villager with half naked women oh...wait that’s French Montana”

by Woowiewoow May 15, 2021

French Laxative

The name for the often shit-provoking combination of a cup of coffee and a cigarette, both of which are stimulants and thus help to get the bowels rolling. Named for the popular French pastime of lounging in a café with a roll-up. And, of course, laxatives.

"I had a cig and a cup of coffee and then I really needed a shit."
"Aha! The old French Laxative!"

by jend000 December 17, 2014

french toasty

Cuddling in bed with your significant other, while being covered in a lot of blankets, Toasty.

Babe, do you wanna french toasty with me later?

by looooooolNo May 3, 2018

Frenching the duck

When you stretch your foreskin out horizantally and your significant other bends over and proceeds to stick their tongue inside the small gap as if to French kiss a ducks bill

I was equally excited and disturbed last night when my girlfriend surprised me by frenching the duck

by Kentonawesome April 3, 2019

French Centipede

a french centipede is when a canadian male has two male genitalia’s aka the penis

yoo did you know pierre is a french centipede? nah bruh that’s sick

by Braden Fredericks July 3, 2017

french mindset

When your mindset is all about making kids and thinking this is an exceptional accomplishment in life but you count on others’ taxes to pay for your social welfare so you can have time to post pics of yourself on instagram together with today’s quote from self-called philosophers in order to teach the world.

Oh, i don’t want to date this guy, he doesn’t have a french mindset as he is all about earning money with work while i make more money than him with the government money coming for my two kids. I d rather post a pic of my legs in a shitty sports car to try to hook a guy with $$$

by MickeyMikke March 26, 2022

French revolution

Three participants engaging in alternating french mullets on a singular target.

Me and my two buddies went out drinking one night when we saw this hipster passed out drunk face down on the street and we decided to declare a french revolution on the back of his head!

by DKSTBBRL! November 17, 2019