Track Woes

A group of track girls who are whores and hoes and walk around like they are the best thing that has ever happened to the track world. They travel in heards.

Tyler better watch out before the track woes try to tap that.

by Private Account May 30, 2016

Let me stop in my tracks

The phrase you say when somebody behind you is doing the fappy face and you are about to "stop in your tracks" and elbow them in the nose.

Bryant's natural reaction to the Fappy Face.

Joe: "Hey Bryant, fresh cakes! Michael is doing the fappy face right behind you!"
Bryant; "Is that right Joseph? Then I guess you should... let me stop in my tracks! *thrusts arm back and hits Michael in the face*
Michael: Not now Bryant...

by De Pompoozle January 6, 2017

Track Sacking

Wearing your track pants without underwear and resting your hand on your nut sack.

Girlfriend: Whats up Babe?
Me: Just track sacking it in the lounge watching T.V

by Maggiecramp September 26, 2012

sidebar-tracked

When one goes to a website to read a particular article or watch a certain video but ends up reading or watching something completely different from the sidebar instead.

"Hey honey, did you get that link I sent you about the squirrel water skiing? Oh shoot, I went on you tube to look at it but got sidebar-tracked and watched the turtle having sex with a shoe instead.

by ohdann December 18, 2012

track pad cramp

when your wrist is cocked up at an odd angle to use the track pad on your laptop, and after a prolonged period of time, it results in a painful cramp in your forearm.

sutton: I was on tumblr for two hours last night while i was sitting on my couch, and I got a nasty track pad cramp!
emma: aw man that's the worst....
sutton: yeah i know.... even when I stretched and massaged it, it took a long time for it to go away!

by stenchandsicknessindustrial November 13, 2011

spin the tracks

Clitoral masturbation

Reference to the motion that DJs use while mixing music on a turntable.

“Before I met Brandon, I never felt the need for sex. I’d just spin the tracks and I was good to go.”

by metoprololgod November 24, 2021

The Track Terrorizer

A TF2 Cosmetic That Details Info About The Scout I Never Needed To Know

THE TRACK TERRORIZER
"For A Breif Stint In High School, Scout Joined The Track Team In One Of His Many Schemes To Pick Up Girls. He Was Kicked Off The Team 3 Days later After Everyone Realised He Was 23 Years Old And Also Not Enrolled In The School"

by fwefff June 22, 2023