Rusty Alan

The result of intense asshole puckering due to extreme stress.

The new software release that I was installing on my company's computers was not working. It was lookin' like we weren't going to get our products out and I was watching my career flash before my eyes. Boy, did I have a Rusty Alan going on!

I was driving down the road after drinking six beers and a cop pulled up behind me. Boy, did I have a Rusty Alan going on!

by Ben Bean November 20, 2007

rusty putter

where you fuck a girl in the ass and slap her in the face with your shit dick

where you fuck a girl in the ass and slap her in the face with your "rusty putter"

by brunoglopogos December 10, 2010

Rusty Venture

Named after a sex maneuver in the TV show The Venture Bros., a Rusty Venture is when you jerk off so many times in a day that your penis becomes all red and sore.

I got a Rusty Venture after that all night midget porn marathon.

by NovaReason November 26, 2010

Rusty Knuckle

The act of waking someone up by sticking one's finger in one's rectum, and then shoving said finger into the nostril of the passed out/sleeping individual.

After Tom passed out at the party, John decided to wake him up with a rusty knuckle.

by sancho48879 February 17, 2008

Rusty Trombone

a trombone that was left in the rain

my trombone got rusty because it was left in the rain and rust formed all over the shaft and mouthpiece, thus it was a rusty trombone...indeed.

by John Ritter April 19, 2006

rusty spooning

When you spoon with a REALLY old person

"During my time camping, I WAS rusty spooning my grandma"

by The original rusty spoon February 4, 2016

Rusty Basketball

A sexual act in which you spread a person’s ass cheeks, stick your finger in their ass, pick them up, and spin them around your finger like a basketball.

“Dude smell by finger”
*sniff* what the fuck!?!?!”
“Gave my girl a rusty basketball last night bro!”
“Can you please wash your finger??”

by FruitSnaxitave December 14, 2018