Poo Change

Inconvenient small coin change.
Sometime shortend to 'Pooey'.
Eg. While taking your time to pay for goods/service.

"Could you please wait while I offload some of my Poo Change?"
by Slavs March 22, 2007
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jew poo

a small oval piece of hashish that has been transported into a country via the anus of a person of the jewish faith, usually a rabbi.

"man that jew poo is the strongest stuff i've toked on in a long time!"
by oo-err July 31, 2008
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Morning Poo

The solid boulder of poo that weighs you down in the morning due to a hearty dinner the night before.

Expelling a morning poo is a happy experience, making you feel refreshed and light on your feet. Doing a morning poo is an indication that you have a good day ahead of you.
"I feel so heavy and bloated this morning... better go do my morning poo."
by bear krills January 20, 2010
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Poo Slam

A skateboard trick to perform which the skater must grab hold of the board jump into the air, board in hand, and then slam the board back onto the ground. The skater performing this trick will often shout the word 'poo!' for added effect.
Skateboard dude 1 "woah dude, did you see that poo slam drew just busted?"
Skateboard dude 2 "yeah, it was totaly gnarly dude"
by Poo_Skater March 01, 2010
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Poo mark

When someone does a poo in a box and throws it at somebody elses dad.
Person 1: What happened?
Person 2: Poo Mark.
by Chairwarmer September 17, 2009
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Bucky Poo

The god awfull, eye-watering turd laid the morning after getting drunk off buckfast. Bucky poo is characterised by its dark colour, its liquid and sticky consistancy, the near imposibility to wipe ompletely and its ability to burn the hairs on the inside of you nose.
1. God, i just splattered a mean bucky poo.
by A-bud January 31, 2009
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Poo Chop

The act of taking one's hand and swinging upward into the colon of an unsuspecting victim, thus causing them to poo their pants.
A friend of my once did this to my buddy. The victim was picking something off the ground when the suspect "Poo Chopped" him right in the sphincter causing him to drop a deuce in his whitey-tighties, and run for the nearest "john".
by Phillip09 March 22, 2008
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