Cat Nonce

Someone who puts their middle finger up the rectum of a cat

Oi Tom, how many times do you need telling, get your finger out the cats arse! Stop being a cat nonce

by Manz a fish cuz December 16, 2021

Nonce

Sex offender, peadophile

That bloke Roy Pua, he’s a right nonce.

by GingerNinja2020 November 22, 2020

Nonce

In uk slang you they use this as a compliment like calling them a nice friendly person

Man 1: you look like a nonce
Man 2: thanks you too

by A nonce January 20, 2022

Nonce

Nonce is a term used to describe a pedophile, Often used in the UK

Mercifuloni is a rate nonce

by KaydenOOTV March 16, 2021

Nonce

Means. Nothing now because everyone has been called it at least once

You're a nonce

by Whoknowsaye May 10, 2025

Nonce

An old ghost of Italian heritage

That Phil is a right bloody nonce

by nightman49 January 2, 2022

Nonce

Mason hudson

He’s such a nonce, he’s a mason hudson

by Squishy shit December 2, 2019