When you acknowledge the existence of a show regardless of how ridiculously stupid it just might be, but because there's nothing else on TV, it is ironically entertaining.
1. Late Watched Gossip Girl; because One Tree Hill finished and you were to lazy to change the channel.
2. Late Watched Sex in the City; because knowing the difference between Carrie and Miranda makes you that much more attractive to women.
3. I Late Watched star trek because the remote control was all the way on the other side of the room
2. Late Watched Sex in the City; because knowing the difference between Carrie and Miranda makes you that much more attractive to women.
3. I Late Watched star trek because the remote control was all the way on the other side of the room
by theloltrain December 30, 2009
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Ted: Shit, I can never get a signal in your apartment. Hey, can I use your laptop?
John: Yeah go ahead.
Ted: Ok, thanks.
Ted: WHAT THE FUCK!
John: Holy shit, dude! what's the matter? what happened?
John: What's going on?
Ted: THERE'S SO MUCH PORN!
John: Well, what the hell are you doin' lookin' at my private shit?
Ted: What are you talking about private shit, Johnny it was wide open, there are literally THOUSANDS OF FILES IN HERE!
John: Well I've been meaning to clear some of that out!
Ted: JESUS CHRI- look at the organization here, clockwise Rimjob? counterclockwise Rimjob?
John: Well sometimes you like seeing the tongue go the other way!
Ted: You sick bastard- look at this! CHICKS W/ DICKS?!!?
John: Oh my god... my god I have a Late Stage Porn Addiction, alright? I need help!
Ted: There are no chicks w/ dicks, Johnny! only guys w/ tits!
John: well, this is such a relief, I'm glad I'm finally caught! I wanted to be caught!
Ted: Johnny, now, you listen to me. This is a wakeup call, alright? You've gotta get back out there, and meet somebody, because you're spiraling out of control here!
John: alright, alright, fine, I will, just stop looking at that shit!
Ted: Johnny, I mean it, alright? the next chick you meet, you're getting back in the game.
John: fine, I got it. done.
Ted: alright, now let's get rid of this.
John: what do you mean? lets just delete the files!
Ted: no, no, no. that shit can always be recovered. we gotta smash your laptop with a hammer
John: Yeah go ahead.
Ted: Ok, thanks.
Ted: WHAT THE FUCK!
John: Holy shit, dude! what's the matter? what happened?
John: What's going on?
Ted: THERE'S SO MUCH PORN!
John: Well, what the hell are you doin' lookin' at my private shit?
Ted: What are you talking about private shit, Johnny it was wide open, there are literally THOUSANDS OF FILES IN HERE!
John: Well I've been meaning to clear some of that out!
Ted: JESUS CHRI- look at the organization here, clockwise Rimjob? counterclockwise Rimjob?
John: Well sometimes you like seeing the tongue go the other way!
Ted: You sick bastard- look at this! CHICKS W/ DICKS?!!?
John: Oh my god... my god I have a Late Stage Porn Addiction, alright? I need help!
Ted: There are no chicks w/ dicks, Johnny! only guys w/ tits!
John: well, this is such a relief, I'm glad I'm finally caught! I wanted to be caught!
Ted: Johnny, now, you listen to me. This is a wakeup call, alright? You've gotta get back out there, and meet somebody, because you're spiraling out of control here!
John: alright, alright, fine, I will, just stop looking at that shit!
Ted: Johnny, I mean it, alright? the next chick you meet, you're getting back in the game.
John: fine, I got it. done.
Ted: alright, now let's get rid of this.
John: what do you mean? lets just delete the files!
Ted: no, no, no. that shit can always be recovered. we gotta smash your laptop with a hammer
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Mom: Lester stop interrupting, it's rude.
Son: what's wrong with it? You don't have anything meaningful to say to people of our generation.
Mom: I don't like this new medicine you digest so well lately. improve your vocabulary and speak to me comme du monde.
Son: what's wrong with it? You don't have anything meaningful to say to people of our generation.
Mom: I don't like this new medicine you digest so well lately. improve your vocabulary and speak to me comme du monde.
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