Balls literally in the gate

A saying associated with the mental illness caused from playing the hit RPG Baldurs Gate 3. The subject experiences daily uncontrollable urges to play Baldurs Gate 3 for long hours or else they will experience body pains akin to that of testicular torsion.
I dont want to talk about it, my balls literally in the gate. (After spending 11 hour session rushing Act 1)
by WeBallersGate January 15, 2024
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Devils gate keeper

The Devils Gate Keeper: This is the cross between constipation and sketchy food decisions. You are alerted to this phenomenon by gut wrenching twisting pain in your lower abdomen. The kind of pain that makes you want to curl up in a ball and die. This pain is usually associated with the explosive diarrhea which follows a long night of light beer and Taco Bell. The difference is once you finally crawl to the toilet because it hurts too much to stand, you are not greeted with violent relief. Instead the pain continues as you strain and push with the force to cause a brain hemorrhage until you are finally able to pop the cork of despair. Once this happens you almost die as you feel your soul exit your body via your ass.
So I’m a little bit dehydrated and had ten day old leftover chicken gumbo for lunch yesterday, which caused me to battle the devils gate keeper this morning.
by Pedro11111 April 11, 2019
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Gates Disease

Any condition, adverse event, or death potentially attributable to vaccines or countermeasures. The name was created to expose the lack of scientific ethics caused by multi-billion dollar investments and financial coercion from the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation in the scientific community.
Jerry died suddenly of Gates Disease after getting his second Pfizer shot.
by Toothman22 August 16, 2024
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Gates Disease

The diseases or maladies affecting any person suffering from vaccine injury, allergy or adverse events since Bill Gates began paying off media sources and medical providers / practitioners.
Maddy DeGary is a 13 year old girl in Ohio crippled by Gates disease.
by Sur At Rat September 20, 2022
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Gates Disease

The diseases or maladies affecting any person suffering from vaccine injury, allergy or adverse events since Bill Gates began paying off media sources and medical providers / practitioners.
Maddy DeGary is a 13 year old girl in Ohio crippled by Gates disease.
by Sur At Rat September 20, 2022
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gated

when the homies wont give you the juice to the fat juicers
bro the other day delta gated me...
by sigmagrindsetmindset September 28, 2021
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gated

used like “ghetto” but instead it refers to a gated community (aka the suburbs). gated is applicable to situations when things could only occur if the people involved were privileged.
A: did you here how ashleigh got pulled over for having molly in her trunk
B: bruh what
A: she got let off with a warning too
B: thats so gated
by donutnobees June 04, 2020
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