The Garden Fresh Special

Unlimited soup, salad, and poop lunch at the Olive Garden.

Marie ordered the garden fresh special at the Olive Garden, before seeing Hitch.

by Don Everest April 7, 2005

Clason Point Gardens

Clason point gardens the greatest place to live.

Stan-Hey man you should come visit Clason point gardens
Mom-I heard it’s nice over there

by Niggalations 12:15 April 11, 2022

organic mushroom gardening

So this guy texted omg when I told her that I'm pregnant even though I'm a guy and liek I have no idea what omg means so I went to Google to search for what it meant and it means Organic Mushroom Gardening so yeah if you're gonna be pregnant soon and you don't know what omg means then here you go.

Humanoid 1: Dude you are like so pregnant right now!
Humanoid 3: Hey who ate Humanoid 2?
Humanoid 2: bEcAusE 7 aTe 9!
Humanoid 7: ORGANIC MUSHROOM GARDENING!!!

by Akoof May 16, 2019

chewed garden hose

The action of jamming needles, or similar objects, into you penis and then jacking off until climax. The semen then sprays out like a garden hose chewed by a dog.

I got tired of jacking off normally so I tried out the chewed garden hose, never felt anything better.

by Johnson and the juice crew November 7, 2017

Letting the dog in the garden

Fingering your asshole with a dog biscuit. Using a dog treat as a dildo.

Friend: "Where is Josh? The party starts in like half an hour and we're already late"

You: "Typical Josh, I bet she is still at home letting the dog in the garden"

by Pewpew Boom December 21, 2017

CONSTANT GARDEN INSPECTOR

One who is constantly digging or picking their crevasses (ass, balls, nose or ear) and inspecting what they find.

Everytime I look up I see that boy digging in his nose and checking it out. He would make a great constant garden inspector

by T-Cracker December 27, 2018

tidy up the garden

to trim your pubic hair

I'm seeing John tomorrow, so I'd better tidy up the garden tonight in advance.

by greekgoldrush June 2, 2016