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Nigger text

The art of posers typing/texting in a faggot ass way because they think it's cool to be niggers. It is possibly the most annoying and intolerable way peopled have ever communicated in mankinds' existence.
Example 1-

Normal kid: "Hey dude are u goin' 2 the concert 2nite?"

Poser fag: "Y@y cuz f@ sh0. 1 b3 @t d@t sh1t f0 sh33zy d@wg!"

Normal kid: "Ummm I can't go anymore, your nigger text is intolerable."



Example 2-

Normal kid: "Hey baby what's up?

White chick:"H3y h0m3 b0i! Wut up w1t 1t?"

Normal Kid: " Aren't u white?...."

White Chick: "F@ sh0. Y u @ll b31n w31rd?"

Normal kid: "I can't put up with your nigger text.....fuck you"
by Atticus Kcliine April 30, 2009
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texas doily

when you take a shit and don't wipe your ass and sit on the armrest of someones couch or chair.
Dude, when i was at Anthony's house earlier i gave his couch a texas doily.
by aston bedsniffer January 14, 2008
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To show exceptional service under pressure, to do a good job at a task, or a event to be recorded into history.
That was some textbook performance boys!
World War II is recorded into textbooks.
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Textrovert

Someone who prefers to communicate only through texting.
John will rarely ever actually peak to anyone. He is such a textrovert .
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Bad Texter

Someone who has no conception of communication. How to know if you or someone else is a Bad Texter:

1. One word responses.

2. Ridiculously horrible grammar.

3. Responses are delayed without saying "brb" or any other excuse.

4. Extensive punctuation. We get it when it's something huge, but five exclamations for a daily greeting really isn't necessary.

5. Flat-out annoying. If someone says the have to go, wait for them to text you or for at least 6 hours before starting up a conversation.

6. Multiple texts sent. If it's a story, okay, but really, is every detail necessary? Well, if it is, calling is a better way to deal.

7. Caps lock frequently. Unless the person receiving your texts is visually impaired, it is not necessary to write in big letters.

8. Not participating. This is a big one. It shouldn't be a one-sided conversation. Make an effort, especially if you text first.

9. Also with number 8, if you don't have something to say, don't text. It just ends up being a boring, lame conversation where you say "how r u?" a dozen times.

10. Common Sense. If someone isn't answering you, don't bother them. Either they are being...well, themselves and don't feel like answering you or they're busy. Either way, back off. Whatever you have to say can wait. We know this because if it were actually important, you'd call.
1. "LOL" "nice" "funny" "ha" "yes" "no" "maybe"

2. "i doughno hoo yu arh, buh ey liKE tiping lieeek deesss"

3. John: I hate people who are Bad Texters!
(an hour later)

Jack: Yah, same!
4. "HI OMG OMG OMG HI I HAVEN'T TEXTD U IN LIKE AN HOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

5. John: Okay, well, I have to go now. Bye.
Jack: Oh ok
(an hour later)
Jack: hey

6. Jack: i don't know why you're not answering meh. i hav ben waiting. for about ten minutes now. or eleven. i dunno, my watch is off. i need a new one. maybe you can buy meh one. ohkay?! yah. so. answer meh. the party is starting. now. i think. i dunno! im confused! WHY DON'T YOU ANSWER MEEEEEEE!
Jack: ANSWER
Jack: please
Jack: pleasee!!
Jack: wahhh

7. Jack: HI WHATS UP I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT I'VE BEEN IGNORED LATELY PLZ ANSWR!

8. Jack: idk
John: Oh. Yeah I'm not sure either...so how's life?
Jack: .....
John: What's wrong?
Jack: ?
John: I don't understand.
Jack: LOL!

9: Jack: hi
John: hey whaddup?
Jack: nmu?
John: just watching the game.
Jack. o
John: Yeah so whats new
Jack: nothing.
John: There must be something!
Jack: NO THERE ISN'T DAMMIT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME!!!!!!!

10. Jack: Hi.
Jack: hey.
Jack: hiya.
Jack: ARE YOU BUSY?!
by Dr. Textalot. September 1, 2009
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possum text

the act of pulling out your phone only to pretend that your gonna text someone to prevent looking like a lonely loser
uhg where are these guy, i always get here first, ehh i gotta possum text i dont want to look like a loner
by crcguy October 18, 2010
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