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technobollox

Completely inaccurate drivel relating to technology or something of a technical nature, which is spouted by someone who either doesn't completely understand the subject they're talking about, or has heard a few key buzzwords and gone off on a spasmodic frenzy of scaremongering and sensationalisation. Quite commonly encountered in professions such as IT, Engineering, etc. People who actually understand and work with the technology being discussed can spot technobollox a mile away, and will often thwart and ridicule the perpetrator by introducing real facts to the discussion.
Sadly this doesn't prevent technophobes from being sucked in and their ignorance increased by this menace.
Person A: "Some guy at that management seminar told our CEO that BlackBerry devices can calculate next week's lottery numbers, now he wants one!"
Person B: "What?! he's talking technobollox again!"

Technobollox victim: "Don't install that 'Windows XP', my friend told me that it will steal all your data, kick your dog, and send your bank account details to Micro$oft!!!!!!"
Engineer: "That is complete and utter technobollox"
by Ciarán_ July 15, 2008
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technoflid

when somebody is a complete flid(retard) with technology, including all electrical appliances.
"i cant find the on button for this computer"
"your such a technoflid grandad"
by eewok666 December 3, 2006
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techno tangle

when all of your technological wires get tangled up (iPod Chargers/headphones, memory sticks, cellphone, computer chargers)
all together a bad thing
Kali: are you ready to go?

Bob: no i have to get this techno tangle out of my pocket, too many damn chargers
by princess keti June 1, 2007
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Techno PO'd

Having reached a boiling point where one is totally pissed off by technology...Usually occurs when loading new software or hardware...
I was trying to hookup my new cd burner but my computer wouldn't read the software..."I am so Techno PO'd right now, i wannna toss my laptop thru the frikin window!!!"
by MJConser June 26, 2007
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TECBOI

Common term used for black males who are into computers and other electronic gadgetry. Almost guaranteed to be homosexual.
Naki is a Tecboi. I bet he has that on his license plate.
by Pete Nixon December 28, 2007
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