Sit down, switch it off

What Mr. David says when ur not reading
Lss kid: *Texting*

Mr David: SIt dOWn, sWItch iT oFF

Lss kid: *Ignores*

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by Heylook March 13, 2019
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The Old Switch-er-oo

Pretending to be your identical twin (if you have one) to have sex with his or her significant other.
I pulled the Old Switch-er-oo last night on your girlfriend, I didn't realize it was her first time, I tapped that sh*t. Hope you like seconds.
by Jizzle Rizzle January 21, 2003
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flicking my light switch

To turn someone on.
Dang boy, your flicking my light switch.
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The Big Chill Bird Switch

The phase was coined to describe a maneuver in which, at flat party or night oot, one chats intensely to a sole female for 1 to 2 hours without distraction. When the time limit expires for chat, one immediately leaves the first female and moves to another, sole, female to repeat this.
The following example is a joke. Let it go. Or be triggered forever, RIP.

"Oh he did the Big Chill Bird Switch last night, it was amazing. Still never pulled though."
by trololorob August 24, 2019
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The Old Switch-er-oo

1. The act of two couples switching partners in the midst of simultaneous sexual congress.

2. Successfully dumping your girlfriend in favour of her sister or roommate.
1. Jane and I were givin er when Jack offered Jill up and we did the old switch-er-oo.

2. Person 1: Yep, as soon as Susan moved in with Sarah, I knew I had to have her, so I gave Sarah the heave-ho and now Susan and I are bumping ugly.

Person 2: Holy shit! You pulled off the old switch-er-oo!
by dsfgjdsfgjsdgfds November 10, 2007
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Wisconsin Bait 'n' Switch

The act of jerking off into an ice-fishing hole while pooping into a beer can.
We went out to the shack on the lake today, and we got so drunk that one of us pulled the ol' Wisconsin Bait 'n' Switch.

We were so ashamed.
by Thwacko September 13, 2010
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i could do it switch

This is a phrase that skaters use when they are jealous of another skater that is able to do the same trick they learned but was able to learn it in a shorter amount of time.
Tracy: ey i could finally backside flip

Ryan: so what, i could do it switch

Milo: dude, stop being a jealous bitch
by Glok July 11, 2008
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