The sheer most useless fuckin company on planet earth. In order to be hired on swift trucking you must be retarded in any way. Down syndrome, cerebral palsy, a fuckin vegetable, you name it they'll hire.
"Oh boy he's more retarded than a Swift driver"
Acronyms:
Stevie Wonders Institute For Trucking
See What I Fucked Up Today
Two Fags In a White Semi
Acronyms:
Stevie Wonders Institute For Trucking
See What I Fucked Up Today
Two Fags In a White Semi
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