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The sheer most useless fuckin company on planet earth. In order to be hired on swift trucking you must be retarded in any way. Down syndrome, cerebral palsy, a fuckin vegetable, you name it they'll hire.
"Oh boy he's more retarded than a Swift driver"
Acronyms:
Stevie Wonders Institute For Trucking
See What I Fucked Up Today
Two Fags In a White Semi
by Mr. RepublicanGuy February 9, 2021
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IX Swift

IX Swift is a player in a game called creative destruction that has no skill
IX Swift is the worst player on team ix
by julianaurbina96@gmail.com April 24, 2021
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phil swift

A man who is really into cutting boats in half and doing " ALOTA DAMAGE " then fixing it with his product.
"PHIL SWIFT HERE WITH FLEX TAPE"
by sehiers April 28, 2021
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Taylor Swift

A person (most likely a celebrity or a famous person) who randomly announce something really important on a random time.
“This fad just pulled off a Taylor Swift for her new album but it tanked because she’s a flop.”
by winnifred chestnut May 4, 2021
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taylor swift

is the music industry, nothing else to say oh and the prettiest person that ever existed
person 1: oh do you listen do you listen yo taylor swift ?

person 2: OH MY GOD yes i do, do you?

person 1: HOLY GROUNG YES CAN YOU MARRY ME-HEE-HEEEE
by IFUCKINLOVEYOUTAYLOR June 4, 2021
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Taylor swift

An ugly female pop “star” who no one likes
by Uraveragenpc August 19, 2024
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I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT!

When you act so childish to someone not supporting you, you become Donald Trump.
Taylor Swift: I endorse Kamala Harris
Donald Trump: I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT!
by nb21-rz2k September 24, 2024
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