A tumblr dad is a person who worries about other people like a parent would. A tumblr dad is someone who in real life tells random people to wear a helmet, drink water, eat food, take their meds, come home safely etc. This is similar to a lot of Tumblr users. Tumblr dads most likely do not have kids of their own yet but take care of their friends like a parent would.
by Ward-West February 18, 2018
Get the tumblr dadmug. Has a leviathan axe and likes to chop trees.
When he’s mad he uses the spartan rage and beats up with the blades of chaos.
He’s most likely retarded and is very very strict and racist as fuck against Arabs and Asians.
PSA: is most likely inbred.
When he’s mad he uses the spartan rage and beats up with the blades of chaos.
He’s most likely retarded and is very very strict and racist as fuck against Arabs and Asians.
PSA: is most likely inbred.
Muhammad: Hey can we come to your house on Saturday Hasseb?
Xi Lee: Yeah I’ll bring sparkling water and a share size bag of skittles for the three of us.
Hasseb: Yeah sure
Saturday
Hasseb: sorry guys but My dad said no because it’s going to rain but it says on the forecast that it is a 10% chance that it will rain so then he said that we have to go somewhere at 12 but it is fucking 2pm and we haven’t gone anywhere.
Muhammad: bruh, bitch ass is such a Kratos Dad.
Xi Lee: Such an inbred bitch
Hasseb: Fr
Hasseb: Also my dad says he’s inviting guests over.
Muhammad: Such a retard, I swear
Xi Lee: Yeah I’ll bring sparkling water and a share size bag of skittles for the three of us.
Hasseb: Yeah sure
Saturday
Hasseb: sorry guys but My dad said no because it’s going to rain but it says on the forecast that it is a 10% chance that it will rain so then he said that we have to go somewhere at 12 but it is fucking 2pm and we haven’t gone anywhere.
Muhammad: bruh, bitch ass is such a Kratos Dad.
Xi Lee: Such an inbred bitch
Hasseb: Fr
Hasseb: Also my dad says he’s inviting guests over.
Muhammad: Such a retard, I swear
by Ching chong lee February 26, 2023
Get the Kratos Dadmug. Dad Roulette is when a husband invites his friends to gangbang his wife, all giving her a creampie. To maximize randomness, a funnel is placed in the wifes vagina and all the friends, and the husband, fill it up at once.
"I'm finally pregnant, but I don't know the father because of the dad roulette we did" says the wife. "John had the largest load, so its probably John" replies the husband.
by MasterOfWang July 9, 2020
Get the Dad Roulettemug. 1. A social tool used by a younger female to ward off a romantic advancement of an older non-related(by blood) male due to he having too much similarity in character and nature with the said female's biological father.
2. A variant of friend-zoned
3. Dad-zoned is not to be confused with the sugar daddy variant
2. A variant of friend-zoned
3. Dad-zoned is not to be confused with the sugar daddy variant
by PandaExpress lover June 10, 2018
Get the dad-zonedmug. 
"yeah it was my sons birthday party then i had a badge that said party dad and i wanted to be party dad"
by rawr XDXDXDXDXD May 2, 2018
Get the party dadmug. by ramintomewithyourbigfordtruck May 23, 2018
Get the dead dadmug.