"Hey bro what time is it?"
"1:49 why?"
"Wow we got here at 1:15 and it seems like it's been hours!"
"Yeah dude it's cause we're on Stoner Hour"
"1:49 why?"
"Wow we got here at 1:15 and it seems like it's been hours!"
"Yeah dude it's cause we're on Stoner Hour"
by Alevillaxa September 25, 2017
Get the stoner hourmug. While a riddle is a sentence that you need to decipher to find the meaning. A Stoner's Riddle is where you just need to remember what the hell you were talking about less than 30 seconds ago!
Davey: What was I just talking about?
Becky: Shit, can't remember. It's a Stoner's Riddle Davey!
Davey: Hahaha
Becky: Shit, can't remember. It's a Stoner's Riddle Davey!
Davey: Hahaha
by Becky & Davey December 21, 2021
Get the A Stoner's Riddlemug. by Daddy let’s go November 30, 2021
Get the stoner poundermug. A stoner minute is now officially 7 minutes. Within 7 minutes there are 420 seconds. Typically a stoner minute is used to have a nice session to yourself.
Joe: You coming over yet?
Jeremy: Give me a stoner minute, gotta finish up this shad
*7 minutes later*
Jeremy: ON MY WAY.!
Jeremy: Give me a stoner minute, gotta finish up this shad
*7 minutes later*
Jeremy: ON MY WAY.!
by EyeJuan December 1, 2010
Get the Stoner Minutemug. 1. When the smoker has been sitting while smoking and has accidentaly tipped ash upon their jeans. It is most prominent among cannabis smokers, hence the phrase "Stoner's Lap".
2. When one has been rolling or preparing cannabis smoking joints/devices and has spilled cannabis and tobbaco on their lap and have not brushed it off. Can also apply to cooking.
2. When one has been rolling or preparing cannabis smoking joints/devices and has spilled cannabis and tobbaco on their lap and have not brushed it off. Can also apply to cooking.
Smoker 1: Hey man what's up?
Smoker 2: Not much dude, just smoking a J and it's giving me hardcore stoner's lap.
Smoker 1: Aw man brush that crap off.
Smoker 2: No man, black jeans, it'll make it worse.
Smoker 1: Damn dude. I'm too stoned.
Smoker 2: Not much dude, just smoking a J and it's giving me hardcore stoner's lap.
Smoker 1: Aw man brush that crap off.
Smoker 2: No man, black jeans, it'll make it worse.
Smoker 1: Damn dude. I'm too stoned.
by JollySmoker July 26, 2010
Get the Stoner's Lapmug. Person 1: you know that quiet girl in math class?
Person 2: yeah she looks like she’d be a secret stoner
Person 1: yeah she seems too good and her vsco is dum edgy
Person 2: yeah she looks like she’d be a secret stoner
Person 1: yeah she seems too good and her vsco is dum edgy
by va11eyofdo11s December 8, 2018
Get the Secret stonermug. by Summer.rivera November 29, 2016
Get the Stoner the lonermug.