Squidface

Any such creature, character, animal, or etc which has a face or snout which splits into multiple pieces or seperates in multiple places in such a way as to resemble the tentacles of a squid. This is often used as a derogatory remark and is offensive in many ways.

Spartan 1: "Hey dude, see that Elite over there?"
Spartan 2: "Yeah, I hate those squidfaced bastards."
Spartan 1: "Tell me about it, fuckers..."

by TheRandomDoctorZed March 8, 2011

Squid

An Insult directed at a person in the presense of authority so as not to get in trouble.

Mrs. Dubose he can't solve the math problem he's a Squid!

by Shawn Fournier December 17, 2008

squid

a dance move created by a derby man its fukin nolan

to flap your arms around another person whilst a dancey track is on as if your squid ing

by martz989 September 29, 2009

squid

"that guy"
Someone who is constantly ripped on.
Someone who gets concussions.

'Stop bein such a squid"

'That's so squid"

by nyjets1210 October 22, 2009

blazing squads

bascially means extremely drunk, referencing extremely cool british boy band

"Jus had a bottle of Jagermeister, im blazing squads!"

by frenchy January 28, 2005

dirty squid

A sailor on the USS Oak Hill that that takes it in the ass from the CPO's mess; also brings grody fat chicks over to his friends homes to "show off" his catch.

Pat is a Dirty Squid, he will have califlower on his dick and fiscular tearing in his ass when he gets back!

by Earl Schieb December 13, 2008

squiddle

to move into anothers spsace slowly, trying not to have the other person notice the invasion.

While at a crowded outdoor concert, we had to squiddle to get a better view.

by Galubo December 9, 2008