squid

A motorcyclist or cyclist who rides on the streets as if they are a track. Often, this is the same type of person who is going to crash and wind up wrapped around a light pole looking like a squid.

Cyclist 1: Sick spandex brah!
Cyclist 2: Thanks brah! Hey, you wanna run that red light because we're too fast for it?
Cyclist 1: Sure thing brah!
Pedestrian: Watch out you fucking squid!

by iwannawalk April 25, 2021

squid-bitching

Squid blaming his team after his death for something that was clearly his fault.

*Squid dies on other side of map after pushing alone* "Bro where the FUCK is my team???" -squid-bitching

by Squiddy280 December 18, 2023

Alabama squid

Alabama squid is when during sex you put black powder up your ass and fart on the other person's face

Guy 1: "Yo I heard Duncan's girl broke up with him last week"

Guy 2: "oh yeah she caught him hitting a bitch with the Alabama squid

by Bigddunkan January 26, 2023

The bLaCK SquiD

Juice

Juice cums Black he is the Black Squid

by The black squid small peopel December 10, 2021

Squid Fingers

A condition afflicting kitchen workers wherein small squid become affixed to your fingers.

That Emily Rich girl has squid fingers. Wow.

by bsfouru2 June 19, 2010

Squid

A person with no backbone, an absolute wuss who would stand there without intervention as their Nan gets robbed.

Lachie's a squid mate, there is no chance of him doing anything about that!

by NotASquid November 24, 2025

Squid Game

childhood games but if you lose you fucking die oh and it’s also a battle royale or some shit

yo have you seen squid game?
yea
cool
want me to tell ya a spoiler?
hit me
someone won
… you little shit

by dight December 18, 2021