splost

/spltōst/
The greatest word to have ever been introduced to our vocabulary.

John: Splost *bursts out laughing*
Dan: wft is splost

by bird-master August 13, 2024

SPLURTR

The hottest man on earth like literally the definition of cute, hot, sexy, handsome and more. He also happens to look like Shia LeBeouf

Man Splurtr was lookin so Fine Today

by the man cb October 27, 2023

splart

to completely flop, fail, generally not succeed
the opposite of slay

hey man, I totally splarted that math test

by anonymous155555 January 1, 2024

Sport sex

Having sex for the fun of it and for free

Sport sex is Having intercourse for the fun of it without a purpose

by Kutinboss January 18, 2024

Splorge

A goop creatrue, mostly opaque. Can come in many different colours with the weakness of 'blue'. The splorges have thier own city with statues of great splorges such as the splorge 'Decayor of Creation'.

They can Morth and shape thier body to will, and will eat anything in thier path.

1- "Hey what is that goop?"
2- "That goop is a splorge"

by Four_Spaces February 6, 2024

Splorsh

When a woman is masturbating and as she's about to finish but farts, queefs, squirts, and cums all at once.

Girl 1: I hate Splorshing, it's so annoying
Girl 2: Ik right, my bf witnessed it once and broke up with me

by Hdndbsydhdn November 17, 2023

Shlortzel

An expression used to define a lazy, and hypocritical person.

Stop slacking off, you shlortzel!

by Siturn November 25, 2023