spider jump

When you try and spread your limbs to be a spider then you aim penis to propel yourself in the air
Collin is trying to spider jump on Andrew
by Master Pwny 1213 July 23, 2019
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phobia of spiders

when you are very scared of spiders
man: i am scared of spiders!

woman: you must have a phobia of spiders.
by shortysmallsmckranky April 05, 2017
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Spider Nark

A nark who is actually spider narl in discuise
I got narked on by Spider Nark
by IGotOwnedBySpyderNark September 23, 2008
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spider mouthing

Placing a tarantula spider in your mouth to get the effects of ecstasy,euphoria, etc. 100% natural, spider mouthing allows the individual to get the full effects of ex without worries of failing a random drug test.

Tarantula spiders naturally secreate and enzyme in warm moist place (mouth) similar to sweating. It is this enzyme that allows the person to get 'high'.
Spider mouthing is found in elite high-end clubs in LA, MIAMI, NYC, CHICAGO. Typical users are young professionals whose jobs preclude them from taking narcotics due to random drug tests. Popular amoung doctors, lawyers, and financial gurus of wall street.
by clubshark September 25, 2008
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Spider Mole

When someone has a mole on their body and it has so many hairs, that slightly curl, growing out of it that it looks like a spider.
Jim: Dude, did you see Bob's spider mole?!

George: Ya man! It looked like it was gonna pop off and crawl all over him

Jim: Ya it's pretty nasty
by wildboy 500 August 28, 2010
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spider web

When you are eating a Girl out and u sneeze on her pussy and your snot that you sneezed connects to her pussy looking a like gooey spider web
I sneezed on her pussy and with all the extra snot that came out my moth and nose it looked like a spider web
by Netheo March 01, 2008
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spider bite

2 lip peircings on the side
mainly worn by emo's
pretend this is a lip
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Emo kid one: OMG! im getting a spider bite for my birthday
Emo kid two: you mean a snake bite
emo kid one: no you dushe bag. Gosh!
by arggen yarggen blarggen December 14, 2007
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