English or Spanish?

Question asked to someone followed by a test for one’s sexuality.

Man 1: English or Spanish?
Man 2: English

Man 1: Whoever moves first is gay
Man 2: …

by wannaberizzler June 8, 2024

Spanish teacher

Either the nicest, sexiest, teacher at your school or a fat asshole… gordo puñetero. Also, often racially profiled by the F students in your class.

Scarlet: I love Edgar, he is so sexy!

Fiona: Scarlet… he is our Spanish teacher.
Scarlet: Even better.

by SullenGir1 October 17, 2025

spanish coast

Not where you want to go swimming.
Now contaminated by a ship that is predicted to leak oil for 50 years.

"My Villa on the Spanish Coast is worthless now that the beach is full of oil."

by Diego August 29, 2003

Back from spanish

When you wanna say "i have a boner" but you don't want to be insulting.

Boy: Hey man hows the girl?

Boy 2: Nothing really. but when she showed me her tits, i got back from spanish.

by FPSJakob January 21, 2011

Spanish Swordfight

With three or more guys and three or more girls; a race to see who can get their guy 'finish' first.

Man, that party was crazy did you have a good time?
Hell yes, my girl helped me win the Spanish Swordfight.

by WhatIThing79 February 2, 2024

English or Spanish?

Whoever moves first is gay.

Do you speak English or Spanish? Whoever moves first is gay.

First person to move is confirmed gay for life.

by code0010110 August 3, 2024

English or Spanish

Ask someone English or Spanish?
and then ask Whoever moves first is gay

“Do you speak English or Spanish?”
“English”
“Whoever moves first is gay”
“🗿”
“🗿”

by then-mirror June 11, 2024