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Nakey Sleeps

The act of affection shown between two connected souls in an attempt to make an ever lasting bond. This is a compassionate move which should not be taken lightly and involves the intimate closeness of the naked flesh.

The best way to describe this unique habit is probably as an "adult sleep over" with two or more body confident indivduals. The process involves naked incounters within the bedroom but with strictly no sexual activity and in the early hours of the morning. Talking, jokes, waking the other person up, singing, laughing and body exploration are all permitted aslong as the key rule of no sexual activity is adhered to.
"Can you take control? I've never experienced this before."

"He came over for more nakey sleeps last night, it never gets dull!"

"Theres so many possibilities for us in this activity."

Time: 12.56am - "I've been working all day on this essay I swear my work load is never ending, can I come over now to destress?"
by NAKEYNOOO May 26, 2010
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sleeping dragon

A single, long turd that is just barely visible in the bottom of the toliet. The turd is left for discovery by the next user of the device. Like a dragon in its cave...
I discovered a big sleeping dragon in the toliet this morning after my roomate left.
by The Sarge November 13, 2003
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sleep purgatory

When you pass out from being drunk, you never really get sleep but you're not awake either. You are somewhere in the middle.
I'm so tired today, I got wasted last night and wound up falling into sleep purgatory.
by tutsmom December 23, 2010
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Sleeping With Jesus

Passing out drunk in a tub of water leaving potential for drowning and meeting Jesus
I was so drunk last night that I was sleeping with Jesus
by Christian88888 October 13, 2012
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sleep succ

A derivative of the word 'succ'. A kind of succ.
Verb: To give sleep succ, means to succ a dick so hard and good that you leave it sloppy and mushed. It should make the receiver of said succ feel sleepy and hypnotized.
Noun: Having been succed, means to be succed so good your tired and sleepy. The nut can be compared to the orgasmic feeling of having a warm towel put on your face at the spa; except this time on your wiener.
"Yo, that dude looks so faded..he must've gotten that sleep succ"
by SleepSuccLegend Nick December 12, 2016
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Death sleep

When one is so exhausted from a night of various exhausting activities one shall pass out and appear to be dead for hours on end.
Dude i got home at 5 a.m. and fell into an intense death sleep.
by cpalm08 February 3, 2010
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Sleep Humper

A person who grinds on someone's genitalia while in a state of unconciousness.

Sometimes instead of a person, the victem is an inanimate object.


n. One who humps people or objects while sleeping
OMG! I think Noel is sleep humping the televison. She is such a sleep humper!
by KaeMERae February 7, 2009
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