Sapping

The process of being relieved of semen through inexplicable pain. Mostly involuntary.

"I don't remember what happened, I just know waking up to extensive tubing around my genitalia, they were sapping my semen"

by AlyssaFey72 December 28, 2016

ipod slappin'

1. When your in class and the teacher allows you time to yourself and you crack on the iPod to listen to some old '80's discotheque song just to pass the time.

2. When your walking home and don't wanna seem retarded for talking out loud so you sing and dance so outrageous down the street.

B: Marenco's gonna keep this test going all fucking day goddamn.
(pulls out iPod to hit "When I Think Of You" Janet Jackson)
A: Brittney! Are you iPod slappin'?
B: I am now!

by Brittney Sade August 10, 2008

One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.

Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!

by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010

slappingest

To slap harder than any other slap before. To be so delicious that you are left dumbfounded, like you were just slapped upside the head by Lou Ferrigno in his prime.

The four-cheese pizza with crushed tomato from Big River Pizza in St Paul is the slappingest 'za in town!

by Hungry_AF July 30, 2021

Slappin The 15

when one is on their "scraper Bike", one lifts a hand from the handlebars and waves ("slaps") at the suckers stuck in traffic on the 15 north bound.

me and my "niggas" was slappin the 15 as we mashed on our scraper bikes.

by emerican19 October 13, 2008

Slipping on Crayons

(1) to be high, (2) to be on a big time trip

When I got back to the apartment, I found my roommate licking the cats butt while sitting in a bathtub full of cottage cheese and orange juice. He was slipping on crayons, big time.

by MC, Tabinator and Lickin' Lia' October 17, 2008

slappin' a rump

to turn right while in a car or on foot

"Where is this place, man?"

"You need to be slappin' a rump right here, dude."

by Demoknight November 9, 2009