Screw Canoe

A situation involving more than one person that is screwed from the start.

"I knew this was a screw canoe going down shit creek from the start"

by Kinty The Cat March 19, 2014

Screwing with Reality

Someone is lying to another person in a very sarcastic way. Usually, it is obvious that the other person is lying.

Hey man, I heard that you are making out with my girlfriend. That's not cool!
Noooooooo I would never do that dude!
Man, are you screwing with reality?

by AcademicGenius June 25, 2024

head with no screws

Crazy wackadoodle

I got a head with no screws in it!!!!!!!

by Fraulo Swallow July 6, 2023

Screwed

When you dont study for a world geography test.

Im so fucking screwed I didnt study for this god damn fucking test

by TheBiggestDickHead123456 April 19, 2018

screw

if your fucking someone or something that holds another thing together

a screw is a short, slender, sharp-pointed metal pin with a raised helical thread running around it and a slotted head, used to join things together by being rotated so that it pierces wood or other material and is held tightly in place.
or
a time when you know you fucked up and now you gonna get yo a** beat

by Ominous cereal October 27, 2018

Screw-ged

When the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present & Future DON'T visit your employer and turn him into a kind caring and generous human being.

When yet another year goes by without bonuses, raises, incentives, a Chrismas party for the employees, or even a modicum of recognition, appreciation, or achievement for a job well done, while the boss drives home in his brand new BMW or custom Silverado to his brand new house that your work has paid for - you have been SCREW-GED!

by screw-ged again December 28, 2011

Screw

To have sex

Man, we screwed so hard last night!

by Libbitt July 30, 2019