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ass salad

"oh shit, my teacher just assigned a 4 page paper due tomorrow"
"dude, that's fucking ass salad"
by assbutt420 November 9, 2015
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noodle salad

When a bunch of dudes put there flaccid penises in a girls mouth
Let's all enjoy a noodle salad in Emma's mouth
by Milomoseley September 24, 2016
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Salad in a pasty

A phrase by Phillip Schofield during his show with Jamie Oliver. Jamie Oliver said to put salad into a pasty (British pastry that can only include meat, onion, salt and pepper), thus surprising Phillip Schofield.
Jamie Oliver: If you open up a little pocket and shove some of that salad in there ...
Phillip Schofield: SALAD IN A PASTY, YOU FILTHY PERVERT!!!
by JackFrogs December 9, 2021
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Wikipedia Salad

Something that is a salad by Wikipedia’s definition, or any combination of ingredients usually with a raw ingredient.
“Hey look at this salad I got you
‘That’s just trail mix’
“It’s a Wikipedia Salad”
by Mr_TV_ September 15, 2021
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Salad Fingers

Salad Fingers is one of the creepiest and most disturbing video series on the internet to date, having attracted many viewers anyway. Many theories exist about the setting of Salad Fingers (mental illness, drugs, etc.), but the most plausible one seems to be a post-apocalyptic post-war era wasteland (look up Salad Finger Conspiracy for the whole theory). Salad Fingers is a masochist, finding pleasure from pain. He likes rusty nails and friends, and keeps his house clean. The series is very gory, but its strange nature has attracted millions of viewers who continue to watch these weird, weird videos.
"Dude, did you watch those Salad Fingers videos?"

"Yeah man, now I can't stop having nightmares."
by EpicMamo July 22, 2013
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handjob salad

NOUN: a combination of parts that are individually pleasing , but not when mixed together.
"Just mixed milk and hotsauce, and it was a real handjob salad."
"I wish we could hang out with Beck and Josh by themselves. When they're together it ends up being a real handjob salad."
by drsanchez January 25, 2016
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salad ninja

Someone who creates awesome salads, is fueled by salads, and spreads the salad awesomeness!
I am a salad ninja that works at FRESHJUNKIE!
by RunLacey December 6, 2015
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