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Kiwi sads

when all you have to eat for lunch is a kiwi
oh man, i have the kiwi sads today.
by QuinnGTL July 28, 2023
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Sad Scale

~Verb

A unit of measurement, which can also be extrapolated to include "happies".

Sads are a level which highlight your level of dissappointment/ general unhappiness. Generally the scale is on a standard 1 - 5 rating system, where 1 is a low amount of sadness and 5 is the maximum amount of sadness for the current situation of which you are tryng the describe.

It can reach levels of infinate sadness if the current situation is to traumatising to comprehend.
The phrase Sad Scale comes from the adjective sad which means, adjective of feeling or showing sorrow; unhappy.

Example 1:
Housemate #1: "OH MY GOD!!! the WiFi is down, I'm 300 sads right now"
Housemate #2: "I know, how can I approve words on urban dictionary now"

Example 2:
Friend: "Will Smith just retweeted me, Im 10 Happies right now"
by Gazzardo March 3, 2015
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Sad Die

Sadie, a girl who shat her pants and owns a trash group called COLLAP$E, she beats and yells at her former Waif, Kali. It’s rumored she threatened divorce for not buying her demoniac, and tags her in old lady tiktoks.
by Best Waif Of The Century January 7, 2021
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Sad Anteater

A phrase for a mans flaccid penis. This phrase only refers to an uncircumcised penis 9/10 times as the forskin plays an extremely important role in defining the genetalia as having the apearance of an anteater that is not happy. Note the drooping of its flacidity and the hanging of the forskin as a result of this.
David has gone absolutely mental, kicked out of school for arson and waving his sad anteater at Miss Jones!
by Love handler6969420 July 26, 2016
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Sad Boner

Feeling when you are really sad about something, however, your body still have place for a boner, but it feels different than a regular boner, its just like the power of sadness is in there in your cock, it's a Sad Boner.
I was really down for my wife cheating on me, but then some porn appeared on my newsfeed and man, I had such a Sad Boner.
by Barracuda Dan November 26, 2017
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sad truth

Most definitions for Israeli are hateful. Most definitions for Palestine show no political bias towards one side or the other.

The sad part… world governments are like that. Israel never says bad things, but all Arabs and Christians curse us for retaliating to suicide bombs on civilian targets
-9/11 was bad, but if it happened to ISraelis i wouldn't care!
-Dude, don;t be such an ignorant skinhead!
-Oh yeah, well… Jesus loves me.
-I doubt that.
by MaSh92587 August 8, 2004
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sad bitch

when your getting clowned by a guy who is getting sent off to military school
i’m a sad bitch won’t see him for a while!
by martyfarty November 18, 2019
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