sad strawberry

The art of blowing out an asshole during anal sex

I gave my mom a sad strawberry for mother’s day

by Jlane348 May 11, 2019

Shipping Sad

A shipping sad is when you become so invested in shipping two fictional characters that never get together that you become sad about it. Especially in cases where one of the people in the ship gets with someone else, creating a notp

A: I'm in a shipping sad over the TV show Merlin.
B: Why?
A: Because Arthur and Merlin are supposed to be together but Arthur gets with Gwen.

by Life3561 August 7, 2019

Sad baby

A baby that's sad

"WAHHHHHHHHH"
"That's quite a sad baby."

by I'm gonna cry September 24, 2021

sad pooper

A sad pooper is a person who while sitting on the toilet, appears sad with their head in their hands.

When I opened an unlocked stall, I realized that my coworker is a sad pooper.

by Sad Pooper January 10, 2013

Sad Boner

Feeling when you are really sad about something, however, your body still have place for a boner, but it feels different than a regular boner, its just like the power of sadness is in there in your cock, it's a Sad Boner.

I was really down for my wife cheating on me, but then some porn appeared on my newsfeed and man, I had such a Sad Boner.

by Barracuda Dan November 26, 2017

sad truth

Most definitions for Israeli are hateful. Most definitions for Palestine show no political bias towards one side or the other.

The sad part… world governments are like that. Israel never says bad things, but all Arabs and Christians curse us for retaliating to suicide bombs on civilian targets

-9/11 was bad, but if it happened to ISraelis i wouldn't care!
-Dude, don;t be such an ignorant skinhead!
-Oh yeah, well… Jesus loves me.
-I doubt that.

by MaSh92587 August 8, 2004

sad bitch

when your getting clowned by a guy who is getting sent off to military school

i’m a sad bitch won’t see him for a while!

by martyfarty November 18, 2019