Chocolate spider

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My wife had a cracking chocolate spider

by Bobz125 April 29, 2019

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phobia of spiders

when you are very scared of spiders

man: i am scared of spiders!

woman: you must have a phobia of spiders.

by shortysmallsmckranky April 05, 2017

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Spider Nark

A nark who is actually spider narl in discuise

I got narked on by Spider Nark

by IGotOwnedBySpyderNark September 23, 2008

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spider mouthing

Placing a tarantula spider in your mouth to get the effects of ecstasy,euphoria, etc. 100% natural, spider mouthing allows the individual to get the full effects of ex without worries of failing a random drug test.

Tarantula spiders naturally secreate and enzyme in warm moist place (mouth) similar to sweating. It is this enzyme that allows the person to get 'high'.

Spider mouthing is found in elite high-end clubs in LA, MIAMI, NYC, CHICAGO. Typical users are young professionals whose jobs preclude them from taking narcotics due to random drug tests. Popular amoung doctors, lawyers, and financial gurus of wall street.

by clubshark September 25, 2008

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spider-manned

The act of tying up your sexual partner and face fucking them, until you finish on his/her face in the shape of a web.

Person 1: "Hey dude, I noticed that you really hit it off with Jenny last night, then you dissapeared suddenly, where did you go? We were worried about you."
Person 2:"Hey, yeah, nothing to worry about dude, we went to my house and I spider-manned her real hard!"
Person 1:"Daaaaaamn... Dude you work hella fast, you are the Flash of fucking!"

by The soggiest of nuts July 18, 2019

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