The new software release that I was installing on my company's computers was not working. It was lookin' like we weren't going to get our products out and I was watching my career flash before my eyes. Boy, did I have a Rusty Alan going on!
I was driving down the road after drinking six beers and a cop pulled up behind me. Boy, did I have a Rusty Alan going on!
I was driving down the road after drinking six beers and a cop pulled up behind me. Boy, did I have a Rusty Alan going on!
by Ben Bean November 01, 2007
When a man vigorously swaps between a woman's anus and vagina whIle she is in the midst of her menstrual cycle.
1. "When you mix red and brown you get a rusty wagan."
2. "I heard she enjoys a good rusty wagon during her time of the month. "
2. "I heard she enjoys a good rusty wagon during her time of the month. "
by katiebobatie August 10, 2014
Named after a sex maneuver in the TV show The Venture Bros., a Rusty Venture is when you jerk off so many times in a day that your penis becomes all red and sore.
by NovaReason November 24, 2010
The act of waking someone up by sticking one's finger in one's rectum, and then shoving said finger into the nostril of the passed out/sleeping individual.
by sancho48879 February 17, 2008
my trombone got rusty because it was left in the rain and rust formed all over the shaft and mouthpiece, thus it was a rusty trombone...indeed.
by John Ritter October 17, 2003
Rachel gave me a rusty dog last night. Had to shower it off.
That fast prostitute left me with one thick rusty dog.
Despite the pre-sex enema, I still got a rusty dog.
That fast prostitute left me with one thick rusty dog.
Despite the pre-sex enema, I still got a rusty dog.
by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018
Perform anal sex to a finish, pull your dick out and dunk it in a craft beer and make your partner drink it.
by Rim Tobbs August 20, 2020