African Ron Time

The only time that ever supersedes standard time African time, and is consistently longer. But always considered to be forgiven due to the person.
Lastly, can be sped up, when bought an alcoholic beverage!

1:They are late again.
2:Again? They’re on African time?
1:No, no, African Ron time.
2:That’s okay, I’ll call them, they’ll be here in five if I get them a beer!

by RonSharkey March 26, 2022

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Ron

Forget all other meanings of the name Ron or Ronald, if you know Ron like everyone knows a Ron then, Ron is a just a shrimped dick roid raging pedophilic asshole who’s not only gayer then Elton John in a shagging fag wagon but is also known for his shit talking lying ass mouth so big the space between earth and uranus couldn’t compete against it, not to mention Ron is also the type of guy who’s says he’s a Christian yet stand in every exact opposite way of what a true christian is suppose to be, the closest entity Ron is associated with is the anti-Christ other then Elton John’s and Ron jermeys run down looking genitals, Ron is someone who would usually rumor gossip about a friend in the kindest way and say he was only pointing our “truth” when in all actuality he was looking at a mirror talking to himself while shaving his herps ass he calls a face, Ron is that type of fuckface you wouldn’t just want to punch every time you see it but is that type of face you’d want to smash into ground beef just because it’s simple the annoying fuckery named Ron.

“Oh hey here’s come Ron”. “Oh no! ron that annoying chode chopper… what the fuck not again!

by BlastBack September 28, 2021

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Ron Weasley

A man who can’t drive a car

Omg he can’t ron Weasley like I always have to drive the car

by That only depressed bitch July 12, 2021

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Ronning

To follow the advice of a middle-aged soft and gooey excuse for a man who does nothing but waste time on the internet (particularly chat room dwelling) mired in low-level vocabulary attacks on others he finds "of interest" and usually is totally reliant on SSI/SSDI and parent(s). Entirely dependent, self-important and is usually considered to "have his dog off-leash."

Quit acting like such a Ronning asshole or you will be blocked from all of my internet affairs. Or I may keep you around just to remind myself how appreciative I am for having all of my executive functioning skills in tact.

by reperception July 27, 2021

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