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John Roberts

GWB's choice for the Supreme Court to replace Sandra O'Connor. An extremely intelligent yet cunning conservative who appears to have been planning for the bench all his life by hiding his true beliefs and intentions. To the delight of the conservatives, Roberts appears to be anti-choice and pro-religion. It's highly likely that Robert will be the key to overturning Roe v. Wade in the future.
Bush picked John Roberts because the later has little track record for pundits to analyze and take apart.
by ladder September 14, 2005
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Robert Tapindowski

Ancient finished tap in merchant for the ancient finished “club” FC VARcelona, a small european team riddled with debt, lies and fraud players like Gayonel Pessi.
Eg: I fucking love cock!

John: Then you must be a Robert Tapindowski fan, although I personally prefer calling him Ancientoldski.
by mrfactsfootballcr7 October 3, 2022
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Jaime roberts

Major sucking a life. a life ruiner; to ruin ones life from drinking excessive amounts of beer, therefore causing one to have frequent calf cramps.
Oh my god!! that bitch is so bad at everything..shes pretty much jaime robertsing her life right now.
by Nipple sucker October 19, 2008
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robert pattinson

1) possibly the ugliest actor on the current face of hollywood who will soon attempt (and fail) to portray the most beautiful character in the current literary craze, twilight.

2) only got the part of said character because Gaspard Ulliel was too pretty/busy/good for the movie and probably would have realized this himself half-way through and then quit.
smart person (i.e. person with eyes): did you see that robert pattinson guy who's supposed to be Edward?
dumb person (i.e. complete waste of space): LyKe yEsS, 0mGz!11! r0bErT pAtTiNsoN iS s00 sExiiii!!1! hE's sOo mY bF!!1!1!
(pause pause)
smart person: you're a tool.
by meeved July 3, 2008
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Robert Toews

Robert Toews robert toews Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation noun, verb, roberted, robert·ing.

raw-burt or, often, rawb-irt Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–adjective
1. of, pertaining to, characteristic of, or having the nature of Robert

–noun
1. a football playing, steak eating, bitch fucking homo sapien, particularly Robert Toews of Pasadena

Origin: af. 2000; MT; akin to Gk dr?s oak, Skt, Avestan dru wood
I saw Robert Toews eating steak at Moose McGillicuddy's on Friday.
by lksadfjg;laskdjfasdf December 10, 2008
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Robert Pattinson

A British actor who is well known for playing Cedric in Harry Potter, and Edward Cullen in the Twilight series. Also the subject of many girls' fantasies. In some people's opinion, he is a person who's ego is larger than a mansion, he has no posture or acting ability, and is a creeper. The people in the forementioned group will vary in reactions when "R Pattz" fangirls squee at him. Some reactions will be: faked, induced or automatic vomiting, running away, or badmouthing him (which is rather dangerous to attempt)
Fangirls have been known to ask him to bite them, sleep with them, or marry them.
Ana: "Oh I'm destined to become Robert Pattinson's wife. I know it!"
Lyri: *fakes puking* "Yeah, you and all the other obsessed fangirls out there. If i didn't hate him so much..."
Ana: "Come on, he's talented, wonderful at singing, and gorgeous!"
Lyri: "Ummmm, no." *walks away*
by Illyria Schiff August 24, 2009
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Robert Riddel

Captain Robert Riddell (1755 - 1794), was Laird of Friar's Carse, near Dumfries, and a friend of Robert Burns, who made him a collection of his poems which later became famous, and wrote a poem 'Sonnet On The Death Of Robert Riddell' in memory of him when he died.

The Glenriddell Manuscripts, were written for Riddell between 1791 and 1793.

It is known that the poet's friendship with the Riddell family came to an abrupt end in December 1793 as the result of a drunken or unseemly incident at Friar's Carse, the estate owned by Riddell in Nithsdale. The circumstances of this unfortunate incident are shrouded in mystery and uncertainty, but one of the results of the event was the return to the poet - at his own request - of the poetry volume which had already been presented to Riddell; the second had neither been completed nor sent.

In a letter, dated May 1794, to Riddell's sister in which Burns requests the return of the poetry volume, he refers to its contents as 'a collection of all my trifles in verse which I had ever written ... some of them puerile and silly ...'. This is somewhat insincere and in reality Burns was highly aware of the value of his poems, but it shows his keenness to have returned to him a volume he knew to contain a great compilation of some of his best work. After Burns's death the two volumes were sent to his biographer, Dr James Currie.
Tarquin: "I do rather fancy reading some exquisite poetry, dear Quentin."

Quentin: "Oh yes Tarquin, I could reccomend the poetry by the late Robert Burns, which he wrote for his dear friend the late Captain Robert Riddel, Laird of Friar's Carse!"
by johnsmithsgrandnational March 28, 2009
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