Put me in coach!

A conversation between a man's primary and secondary brain where the later lets the former know he's ready for action.

Coach Willie's team was excited to see the new grass on the field. Johnson stood up and said, "Put me in coach! I'm ready to play!"

by Puppet Villain February 18, 2009

Put my foot in it

to do a really got job on something and have a good time doing it; to have a kick ass talent

I went snowboarding yesterday and put my foot in it. It was so much fun.

My mom will put her foot in some lasagna.

by 'mejillas November 23, 2009

put her weight on it

referring to the sexual position where a woman will be on top of a man while he is laying down

Growing tired of the missionary position with her boyfriend, Karyn put her weight on it and enjoyed the ride.

by PDubya December 26, 2008

Put the Bounce on Her

To try to flirt with a female. To Put the bounce on someone can be to both sides of gender, it also means to finger someones arse so hard it bleeds continuously.Mainly used in Lurgan, co. Armagh

John:Did you put the bounce on her last night ??
Paul: yeah she bled all over my good jacket and my mum slapped me hard for having fanny blood all over me

Amanda:He put the bounce on me last night and now i have trouble walking

by Shaemy June 22, 2008

Putting socks on a rooster

To say that the task at hand is "like putting socks on a rooster" says that it is a very daunting and nearly impossible feat.

Getting all these kids to stand still while waiting for cake is "like putting socks on a rooster".

by Enigmanate November 25, 2015

Put your grasses on

This is a phrase used by Berserk fans to mock the poor english pronunciation of the 1997 Berserk opening "Tell Me Why" by Penpals. The original line is "put your glasses on", but the pronunciation is so horrible that it sounds like "grasses". This phrase is used to joke on the unexpectedness and betrayal of The Eclipse, the horrible animation of the Berserk 2016/2017 anime or a way to say someone is very narrow minded, oblivious, have bad taste or did something horrible since "they forgot to put their grasses on". There are many alterations available for this phrase: "(if only) they put their grasses on", "put your grasses on", "(he/she should've) put (his/her) grasses on", "(I should've) put (my) grasses on" . Along many more possible phrasings. This can also be used to mock people who spend too much time in there rooms as it is an extension of the joke "touch grass".

" If only Griffith remembered to put his grasses on, nothing would've been wrong".
"If only the Berserk 2016 animators remembered to put their grasses on"
"I should've remembered to put my grasses on before reading the Eclipse"

Talking about Berserk fan animation : "This is what the Berserk 2016 anime would looked like if I put my grasses on"
"That kid actually likes Berserk 2016, he should put his grasses on."

"Put your grasses on and stop watching the Berserk 2016/2017 anime"

by gwenbark July 15, 2022

put me on the spotlight

1. A term an underground rapper, Hoaraches 99, uses when someone roasts her

2. A term similar to roasting, but the person is left on spotlight by someone calling them out, or roasting them or if that person said something embarrassing, leaving other peers roast or call them out when the spotlight is on that person.

1. “I’m sorry if I said a stupid statement , please don’t put me on the spotlight.”
2. “Someone just put me on the spotlight on a groupchat by saying I look like an emo blobfish.”

by somrandomperson November 21, 2018