Square Based Prison

Where mathematicians go when they commit crime.

Did you hear about the mathematician that got convicted of robbery? He went straight to a square based prison.

by TheFunnyGuy88 July 24, 2022

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prison chili

A large spread of thick diarrhea that covers the entire surface of water in a toilet: often a rich brown color.

I just went into the bathroom and whipped up some prison chili.

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The phenomenon of using a jalapeño, sliced in half, as a condom in prison.

Don’t drop the soap or Tyrese “The Shaft” Johnson will give you the prison jalapeño.

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A turd so large, nothing else can fit in your prison wallet.

Joe almost got prison raped, but his prison turd saved him.

by Joe Somebody 68 November 30, 2018

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by Big Papacito90 May 28, 2021

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A type of school where it looks like a prison on the outside, and all the staff treat it like one.

Friend 1: OMG do you remember DCC? It was such a Prison School.

Friend 2: Oh yeah! It was like being in a prison but being forced to learn.

by L-o-n-e-l-y-Z April 08, 2022

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Incarcerated medical professional assigned to relieve congested or clogged balls for fellow prisoners.

He was the best prison plumber in the yard.

by Innocent Killer September 15, 2023

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