Prison

school

Kid: OK mom I'm going to prison.

Mom: You got arrested!?!?!?

Kid: NO. I'm going to school :(

by chonkychonkthechonkie December 1, 2019

prison burrito

Top Ramen and chili in tortilla. Poor man's burrito.

Let's have a prison burrito!

by Spasticgal December 6, 2013

Prison Pen

A Prison Pen is a form of improvised writing instrument, which is achieved when one defecates just enough to extend past the buttocks and holds it there. The extended fecal matter is then used as a writing device in a manner similar to that of a mechanical pencil.

Person 1: Our boat is destroyed! How are we going to send an SOS?

Person 2: well there's a large rock face over there, we could use our Prison Pens

Person 1: I hate you so f**king much. If we starve I'm eating you first.

by C1PH3R8472 February 23, 2020

Prison

What prison did I go to? Oh, I don't know, what do they call the place they send you when you don't get caught committing crimes because you're not a fucking retard? Not that I commit crimes. I don't even speed.

Hym "I don't know. You tell me prison expert? What's the name of that prison? Where they send the people they haven't caught committing any crimes? What do they call it? 'Not a second-class citizen penitentiary?' Is that it? Hey, which prison did we go to?"

Iam "Ummmm... We didn't."

Hym "Oh! Right! I guess the prison expert wouldn't know the name of it then."

by Hym Iam October 2, 2023

prison calling

When you call someone that is only a room away from you, kind of like a glass paine between a prisoner and a visitor.

You are so lazy, quit prison calling me!

by Eminem DA rapper September 29, 2018

prison corndog

When you go to jail and engage in anal sex. And your partner shits on your dick, but had corn and nuts the night before.

"You new here? How about you ask your cell mate if you can try the prison corndogs."

by Down and Dirty and Flirty October 13, 2023

Prison Sauce

When one prisoner is blowing another and catches the load in his mouth then spits it onto the penis of a third prisoner so he can use it as lube to fuck the 2nd man in the ass

Tyrone used Bubbas prison sauce as lube to fuck Wilber in the ass

by Sparky92525 October 4, 2023