poop scotch

a word that caters to anything you want it to be. Usually could be interpreted as "that's nonsense". Often spelled as two words--poopscotch.

1 "Final exams are poop scotch"
2. "wow, your acting like poop scotch right now.."
3. Pooper McGavin is a great golfer, but right now he is playing like poop scotch"

by samstown1 May 9, 2010

Poop

Poop has many catagories, and I shall explain said catagories to you. But firstly, poop is bodily waste that exits the rectum.

1. Petro Poop: A not-to-hard not-to-soft engorging poop, definatly the most enjoyable.

2. Hot Stick: A very hot feeling poop, these can sudenly pop up when in swimming pools, the poop greatly resembles The Reah, but not in its entirety.

3. The Reah: Some viruses feature this as a symtom, the poo is mushy, you have to go about 5 times a day, and you have to wipe about 17.3 times every time you go. No doubtidly the most dreadful type of poop.

4. Cheese Nickels: This genre of poop is when you sqweeze really hard and all that came out was a little yellow, skinny, creamy looking terd. Cheese Nickels usually replaces The Reah once you take a anti-reah pill.

5. Nickel of Death: Also known as constapation.

Drivin a merc is poop and hell for eternaty.

by Rice Hater July 9, 2005

poop chute

Your anal orifice, where dung comes out of and where penii are inserted.

1. I did her right up the poop chute; it was a mess cleaning up afterwards because she had a bad case of diarrhea
2. Where you get your salad tossed

by The Real Izzy May 21, 2006

white poop

the small, whitish (sometimes yellowish or even greenish) in color, foul smelling (completely stanky, really) bits of crumbly clay like crap that come out of the back of your throat when you cough or blow your nose too hard. (See also, tonsil stones)

"Wow Andy, why are you making that disgusted face?"..."Gee Mitch, maybe its because I just hacked up some white poop and I can kinda taste it in the back of my mouth."

by gatortommy August 12, 2008

Ploopy

A word so deadly so foul so incomprehensible to think of how much damage it can do. This word since George Washington presidentship was locked away not to be known to the public. Until one day a man discovered and said it. Rumors have come up that this man was named “Greg Heffley” but he claims it was his brother instead.

Ploopy

by Thenickfebicoffical April 16, 2022

fruity poop

When the feces of an individual appears to be green in color, usually from consuming a fruity breakfast cereal, such as Fruity Pebbles, Froot Loops, or Trix.

Tom: Dude, you shoulda seen the shit I took today, it was ridiculous.

Jim: Why would I wanna hear about the shit you took?

Tom: Dude, it was the greenest fruity poop you would've ever seen in your lifetime.

Jim: I'm sorry I judged you, Tom.

by Titty McAssballs October 27, 2008

clean poop

The refreshing shit that makes you feel like everything came out solid, leaving no debris behind, or evidence on the toilet paper.

Here, eat these granola bars. They make you have clean poop!

by Schadenfreude231 November 5, 2013