pansexual 

A made-up, fictitious sexuality intended to upstage bisexuals and give a false sense of bravery or uniqueness.

May: I love everyone regardless of gender. I'm pansexual!
Mike: No, you're bisexual.
May: *Cries*

pansexual by Aamerican January 13, 2024

Pansexual 

Someone that is absolutely in love with pans😍🍳

“I’m Pansexual”
“You wanna fuck Pans?”

Pansexual by Ineedmorebullets February 13, 2024

Pansexual 

Feeling romantically / sexually attracted to everything and everyone.. so therefore, it's not too far fetched to think a pansexual would fuck a pan if they found it hot enough.

Individual (side note; they own illegally forged documents): my pansexual master genius tells me I should kiss him.

Pansexual by GiantEnemyAnt July 19, 2024

pansexual 

attraction to people regardless to gender, and as a result they are attracted to all genders.

"JUST BECAUSE I'M PANSEXUAL DOESN'T MEAN I FUCK FRYING PANS!"

pansexual by gendersandsexualitiesdefined April 22, 2024

Pansexual 

Someone who really loves pans

Bob: I am pansexual.
Bob mama: So you fuck pans?

Pansexual by Harry Bal Sag June 1, 2024

Pansexual 

When you realize “wait a fucking minute that guy is hot, but so is that girl, and also that nonbinary creature. HOLY FUCK AND SO ARE THEY!” Yeah basically you just like all genders. NOT PANS THOUGH. WE DON’T FUCK PANS.

Girl: Hey. I like you.
Boy: Oh! I thought you like girls though?
Girl: The fuck? I’m pansexual.

Pansexual by Burnt Toast :| June 13, 2024

pansexual 

When you realize “wait a fucking minute that guy is hot, but so is that girl, and also that nonbinary creature. HOLY FUCK AND SO ARE THEY!” Yeah basically you just like all genders. NOT PANS THOUGH. WE DON’T FUCK PANS.

Girl: Hey. I like you.
Boy: Oh! I thought you like girls though?
Girl: The fuck? I’m pansexual.

pansexual by Burnt Toast :| June 13, 2024