Poo Change

Inconvenient small coin change.
Sometime shortend to 'Pooey'.

Eg. While taking your time to pay for goods/service.

"Could you please wait while I offload some of my Poo Change?"

by Slavs March 26, 2007

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jew poo

a small oval piece of hashish that has been transported into a country via the anus of a person of the jewish faith, usually a rabbi.

"man that jew poo is the strongest stuff i've toked on in a long time!"

by oo-err August 27, 2008

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The solid boulder of poo that weighs you down in the morning due to a hearty dinner the night before.

Expelling a morning poo is a happy experience, making you feel refreshed and light on your feet. Doing a morning poo is an indication that you have a good day ahead of you.

"I feel so heavy and bloated this morning... better go do my morning poo."

by bear krills January 20, 2010

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Poo Chop

The act of taking one's hand and swinging upward into the colon of an unsuspecting victim, thus causing them to poo their pants.

A friend of my once did this to my buddy. The victim was picking something off the ground when the suspect "Poo Chopped" him right in the sphincter causing him to drop a deuce in his whitey-tighties, and run for the nearest "john".

by Phillip09 March 21, 2008

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