Eg. While taking your time to pay for goods/service.
"Could you please wait while I offload some of my Poo Change?"
"Could you please wait while I offload some of my Poo Change?"
by Slavs March 22, 2007
a small oval piece of hashish that has been transported into a country via the anus of a person of the jewish faith, usually a rabbi.
by oo-err July 31, 2008
The solid boulder of poo that weighs you down in the morning due to a hearty dinner the night before.
Expelling a morning poo is a happy experience, making you feel refreshed and light on your feet. Doing a morning poo is an indication that you have a good day ahead of you.
Expelling a morning poo is a happy experience, making you feel refreshed and light on your feet. Doing a morning poo is an indication that you have a good day ahead of you.
by bear krills January 20, 2010
by roxmokin October 28, 2009
A skateboard trick to perform which the skater must grab hold of the board jump into the air, board in hand, and then slam the board back onto the ground. The skater performing this trick will often shout the word 'poo!' for added effect.
Skateboard dude 1 "woah dude, did you see that poo slam drew just busted?"
Skateboard dude 2 "yeah, it was totaly gnarly dude"
Skateboard dude 2 "yeah, it was totaly gnarly dude"
by Poo_Skater March 01, 2010
1. ‘Man-Poo’ is a medical condition affecting the stomach and intestines resulting in abdominal pain and diarrhoea, but strangely, confined only to the male of the population.
2. ‘Man-Poo’ is not just Gastroenteritis (Gastro) more typically seen in the female population. Diarrhoea, abdominal pain and intestinal cramps are so severe the sufferer often describes them as “the end of the world”.
3. With ‘Man-Poo’, normal Diarrhoea takes on the perceived threat level as that of a potential global pandemic.
4. ‘Man-Poo’ is similar to ‘Man-Flu’ in that the male version has an astronomically larger impact on the male than the more common female ‘gastro’ or ‘flu’ respectively.
5. ‘Man-Poo’ is off the Bristol Stool Scale for classifying human faeces (which ranges from Type 1 – ‘severe constipation’ to Type 7 - ‘Liquid Consistency’). Man-Poo needs to be rated as Type 1000 – ‘Explosive Spray Paint’.
2. ‘Man-Poo’ is not just Gastroenteritis (Gastro) more typically seen in the female population. Diarrhoea, abdominal pain and intestinal cramps are so severe the sufferer often describes them as “the end of the world”.
3. With ‘Man-Poo’, normal Diarrhoea takes on the perceived threat level as that of a potential global pandemic.
4. ‘Man-Poo’ is similar to ‘Man-Flu’ in that the male version has an astronomically larger impact on the male than the more common female ‘gastro’ or ‘flu’ respectively.
5. ‘Man-Poo’ is off the Bristol Stool Scale for classifying human faeces (which ranges from Type 1 – ‘severe constipation’ to Type 7 - ‘Liquid Consistency’). Man-Poo needs to be rated as Type 1000 – ‘Explosive Spray Paint’.
Female: “Who destroyed the toilet last night? Have you got ‘Gastro’?”
Male: “It was me! And no, I don’t have ‘gastro’ I have ‘Man-Poo’. I cannot cope with this. I feel so crap, oh the cramps and pain! You could not possibly know what pain I am going through.”
Male: “It was me! And no, I don’t have ‘gastro’ I have ‘Man-Poo’. I cannot cope with this. I feel so crap, oh the cramps and pain! You could not possibly know what pain I am going through.”
by U_Guru January 25, 2020
The god awfull, eye-watering turd laid the morning after getting drunk off buckfast. Bucky poo is characterised by its dark colour, its liquid and sticky consistancy, the near imposibility to wipe ompletely and its ability to burn the hairs on the inside of you nose.
by A-bud January 31, 2009