When you’re at the checkout and you’re panic shuffling your debit/credit cards trying to determine which one is least likely to be decline.
After seeing the total, he hesitated and plastic shuffled his cards.
I am so broke that I always do the plastic shuffle whenever I check out.
I am so broke that I always do the plastic shuffle whenever I check out.
by DariusJosephus November 21, 2020
Get the Plastic Shufflemug. A plastic surgery procedure so advanced, it might as well be an act of pure magic and sorcery. This procedure is usually performed by surgeon-mage, also known as a sorgerer.
David Packman is gonna need some plastic sorgery to fix his ugly face so I can finally watch his talkshow
by (((David Pakman))) December 21, 2019
Get the Plastic Sorgerymug. by dhananjayrv December 2, 2021
Get the The Shakti Plastic Industriesmug. Turtle No. 1: "Hey you should eat this stuff, it's good."
Turtle No. 2: "Why what is it?"
Turtle No. 1: "The humans call it plastic. Some good stuff."
Turtle No. 2: "Ok, I'll try some."
Both turtles died
Turtle No. 2: "Why what is it?"
Turtle No. 1: "The humans call it plastic. Some good stuff."
Turtle No. 2: "Ok, I'll try some."
Both turtles died
by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 March 16, 2020
Get the Plasticmug. by Sorda08 January 3, 2022
Get the Plasticsmug. by Ex_cerpt October 23, 2019
Get the Plasticmug. Nigga caught on the street blasting thirty of those rings you get from the 50 cent turn dudes in the arcade. He's got painted chains around him, four inch money sign glasses, clothes don't fit- honestly he hasn't a clue what he's doing but hey, at least he's trying his best(?)
I was treadin' by the corner store and spotted a Plastic Pimp walking himself in, probably hunting for more hot loot to drape on himself.
by dampkemer420 June 11, 2016
Get the Plastic Pimpmug.