party pies

From the outside, they look like regular pasty filled with meat. On the inside, they are hotter than the sun. Party pies give 5th degree burns.

Nina: hey, want some party pies?
Owen: no.
Nina: why not?
Owen: I’d rather not burn my mouth with food capable of giving third degree burns.

by dolebludgersgetout November 7, 2019

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Pi wan konlong

Tyler love have apple juice with a dinosaur

Tyler: I want a pi wan konlong

by Harry Lamond August 9, 2022

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Pied

When someone you plan on spending time with, ghosts you or drops you for something else with a rubbish excuse. You've been pied.

See also, definition of busy.

Am gettin pied .

He's pied you off for someone else.

He pied me off to go out with them instead.

by Phoenixfiredragon October 29, 2022

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When politicians and philosophers fail to agree whether the irrational number π subscribes to the liberal or woke ideology of the Democratic Party, or shares the conservative or puritan beliefs of the Republican Party (and maybe even the MAGA gospel of the Trumpublican cult).

Metamathematicians don’t think that π will ever conform to the biblical value of three, which is preached by some alt-right Christian nationalists, while far-left ethnomathematicians divine that π holds the secret to the workings of the universe. Is pi Democrat or Republican?

by Numerati June 28, 2025

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