A female with short purple hair that nonces on year 8 girls from London and extremely edgy, pretty fit tho would smash.
by White Steve Harvey March 24, 2019
Get the quirky noncemug. A nonce is typically a word used to describe someone who prays on young children. There is a high chance a nonces name will be Joe Harrison
by Kieran kinny August 1, 2021
Get the Noncemug. Hey John which bird you chatting too
Oh just this pretty girl
Im gonna check her insta
Please mike dont
Wait there are only year 7 pictures (Grade 8)
and it says 2008
Im not A Nonce
Dont talk to me again john You paedophilic Nonce
Oh just this pretty girl
Im gonna check her insta
Please mike dont
Wait there are only year 7 pictures (Grade 8)
and it says 2008
Im not A Nonce
Dont talk to me again john You paedophilic Nonce
by pro gamer words July 22, 2020
Get the Noncemug. A British term for a pedo or pedophile. It is also used commonly as an insult by year 7s (gremlins) and year 8s (retired gremlins)
Donald Trump is a nonce.
by That one Irish guy May 14, 2022
Get the Noncemug. Found in many countries round the world, the big club nonce (BCN) is a supporter of a 'big' sports team, usually, but not exclusively, a professional Football (soccer) club. The main characteristic of a BCN is that he or she thinks they are somehow superior to a supporter of a smaller team just by virtue of the fact they support a big club. This perceived superiority is not limited to football knowledge, and when called out about being BCN's they get as angry as actual nonces get when peadophile hunters catch them and film it live on Facebook, hence the use of the word nonce (which at one time was considered to be offensive but is now common place). The BCN is usually a glory hunter and often shunned by supporters of their own team.
BCN: what would you know about the 4-3-3 system, you support a league one side?
Other supporter: Mate pack it in you sound like a big club nonce.
Also:
BCN: We should be beating teams like......
Other supporters: Jesus mate you sound like a big club nonce.
Also:
BCN: Why would you spend your money supporting that rubbish
Clinton Baptiste: I'm getting the words.... Big club nonce.
Other supporter: Mate pack it in you sound like a big club nonce.
Also:
BCN: We should be beating teams like......
Other supporters: Jesus mate you sound like a big club nonce.
Also:
BCN: Why would you spend your money supporting that rubbish
Clinton Baptiste: I'm getting the words.... Big club nonce.
by Nutbutternutter September 14, 2020
Get the Big club noncemug. Another word for Paedophile.
by E.L James July 27, 2017
Get the noncemug.