dirty mads

The sex act in which two people do all of the following:
• fuck in a library,
• in the biology section,
• on the first/main floor,
• during the main hours of operation,
• get almost fully naked,
• do three or more different positions,
• and videotape it on one of their phones
• for a minimum of five minutes.

My girlfriend and I pulled a dirty mads the other day! I was staring at a copy of a scientific paper on frog mating the entire time, but it was still the most fun sex I’ve ever had.

by Mcre May 10, 2020

right to be mad

Used as an excuse to treat the person who made you mad like shit for an indiscriminate amount of time due to the perceived justification of the anger.

Generally used by girlfriends against their boyfriends. Over the other often more mature options of talking about it and coming to a reasonable solution.

Boyfriend joked about the girlfriend being stubborn.
Girlfriend claims "I have the right to be mad!!!
Boyfriend proceeds to get the silent treatment and sleeps alone for 2 days.

by nate-dawg-dizzle March 1, 2010

Mad Lad

Title reserved for Jack Churchill

Someone says, "Never bring a sword to a gunfight". Yeah, tell that to Jack Churchill. What a mad lad

by newholder December 19, 2019

mad dash

Running fast, sprinting. Usually used in comedic and/or desperate situations.

"I saw the elevator doors closing, so I had to make a mad dash to make it"

by _Goldie November 28, 2017

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by leplush man hahaha October 4, 2021

queefer madness

a wild party of vaginal flatulence, often involving gardening tools, dead rodents, an oven knob, appetizers and twister. see also queef.

julie is in for some serious queefer madness.

by BadBit November 12, 2004

march madness

the most wonderful time of year

Man, I can't wait until March Madness.

by Chelt January 30, 2004