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Deuce-diving

The act of anal sex, particularly homosexual sex between males.
I caught my brother deuce-diving his best man twenty minutes before he married his high school sweetheart.
by eosrising September 8, 2016
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Deuce-diver

Someone who engages in anal sex, particularly a homosexual man
Don't waste you're time crushing on Zander, he's a total deuce-diver.
by eosrising September 8, 2016
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deuce processor

To go number 2 in someone's desktop computer. Similar to an upper decker, but much more inappropriate.
The gentleman with the dickeration was not pleased to find some had installed a deuce processor in his machine overnight.
by knasty2 February 3, 2010
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Deuce Dos

When someone takes a poop with their legs spread wide open while another person sits on the lap of the other person and shoots a turd right through their legs. (Both people are taking a poop.)
You gotta poop too, well lets do a deuce dos.
by Crapper_Napper61 July 12, 2010
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Tru Deuces

An exclamation of frustration common among League of Legends and growing in popularity with other MOBA game communities. Frequently, it is used when one is unable to find a team to join.
First coined in 2016 by a player searching for and unable to find a team that uses Discord to communicate.
LoL Player: "Hey, do you want to play League?"
Person: "Sorry, I don't play it."
LoL Player: "Tru deuces"
{LoL Player Disconnects}
by MilitantCow August 29, 2016
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dropping a deuce

Not just taking a big shit. The act of dropping a duece is the act of taking a two pound shit. See also busting a fiddy and dealing an ace
I'm dropping a deuce and it's going to clog your shitter up.
by john crapper March 7, 2008
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drop in the deuce

the act of pooping, to poop, to crap, go #2
i need to drop in the deuce after all that mexican food
by youngmoneymillionaire October 3, 2008
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