I caught my brother deuce-diving his best man twenty minutes before he married his high school sweetheart.
by eosrising September 8, 2016

by eosrising September 8, 2016

To go number 2 in someone's desktop computer. Similar to an upper decker, but much more inappropriate.
The gentleman with the dickeration was not pleased to find some had installed a deuce processor in his machine overnight.
by knasty2 February 3, 2010

When someone takes a poop with their legs spread wide open while another person sits on the lap of the other person and shoots a turd right through their legs. (Both people are taking a poop.)
by Crapper_Napper61 July 12, 2010

An exclamation of frustration common among League of Legends and growing in popularity with other MOBA game communities. Frequently, it is used when one is unable to find a team to join.
First coined in 2016 by a player searching for and unable to find a team that uses Discord to communicate.
First coined in 2016 by a player searching for and unable to find a team that uses Discord to communicate.
LoL Player: "Hey, do you want to play League?"
Person: "Sorry, I don't play it."
LoL Player: "Tru deuces"
{LoL Player Disconnects}
Person: "Sorry, I don't play it."
LoL Player: "Tru deuces"
{LoL Player Disconnects}
by MilitantCow August 29, 2016

Not just taking a big shit. The act of dropping a duece is the act of taking a two pound shit. See also busting a fiddy and dealing an ace
by john crapper March 7, 2008

by youngmoneymillionaire October 3, 2008
