Nerd Sniping

The act of presenting an interesting problem to a certain type of nerd, usually a physicist or a mathematician, while he/she is crossing the road, in such a manner that he/she becomes so occupied with it that he/she is soon run over.

First defined on xkcd.
"There's a certain type of brain that's easily disabled. If you show it an interesting problem, it involuntary drops everything else to work on it. This has led to me to evolve a new sport: Nerd Sniping."
by Volland December 12, 2007
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gay nerd

A gay or lesbian individual who would also be described as a "nerd". This type of character is said to be rare, yet not as rare to find as a "cute gay nerd", which is of course an attractive gay nerd.

The term " gay nerd" is not to be confused with pocket gay, though they often share similar characteristics.
1. Mikey loves to read books and listen to podcasts about science and technology...he's such a gay nerd.

2. Though he wears glasses, neckties, and is always reading a book, Jack does have a sculpted face and chiseled abs. He's the ultimate cute gay nerd.
by mikeyindaburg April 07, 2008
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Nigga Nerd

A black or ghetto person that acts like a typical nigga, but can actually hold an intelligent conversation, and/or is very fluent when it comes to having conversations about anything typical nerds usually enjoy.

Basically, a black nerd that acts ghetto.

i.e. Video Games, Comics, Anime/Manga, Books.
Nigga 1: Ay yo, you read that Jojo shit nigga?

Nigga 2: Nah b, I don't fux with that weeaboo shit

Nigga 1: Nah son, this shit dead valid b

Nigga 2: Yous a nigga nerd b.
by YaBoiBhris May 25, 2018
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Nerd Neck

A person that is trash at fortnite and spends all his time on the game and is a sweaty try hard
by Brooks XD January 20, 2019
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Fat Nerd

Weight and IQ are equal
Wow, he is a fat nerd.
by Da Dossermaster October 19, 2009
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nerd chariot

If Eugene keeps rolling around on that nerd chariot wearing that fanny pack, he won't have a chance with the ugliest most desperate girl on the Mt. Holyoke fuck truck.
by Nicholas D October 09, 2006
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nerd chills

A term coined by Artosis of sixjax gaming. When during an epic battle of Starcraft II, one of the players does a crazy micro or move that it blows away the audience.
There's SO many banelings. I'm getting nerd chills just watching those marines.
by aznkuku June 22, 2011
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